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  Just stop being poor

  *right He makes perfect sense to me. Before Obamacare when they didn't force health care on you, my boss gave us $200 to put towards health care but I didn't put it towards health care because I was 20 and didn't need it.

  2017-03-29 18:16

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  Business pigeon

  Good things do happen to good people

  2017-03-23 16:27

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  Hey tweet.

  Don't mind if I do

  2017-03-19 19:58

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  Everyone?

  I shop for the items with the best ratings/quality, even if it costs more so that way I don't have to keep spending more money to replace it

  2017-03-02 01:44

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  Guter Trick

  Running away like no one has seen her boobs before haha , classic Amanda Cerny

  2017-02-08 14:49

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  Kompton is a great planet

  Straight out of Krypton

  2017-02-07 19:52

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  He can also tell you about Darth Plagueis the Wise

  Because putting people in camps and halting immigration for 90 days it totally the same thing P.S. Stick to the funny stuff!

  2017-01-31 06:01

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  Noddle

  I hate it when that happens...

  2017-01-27 20:42

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  I say tiny penis

  The white one is a dually and wouldn't fit very well due to having 4 wheels in the back like a semi truck and the blue one has a wider stance due to wheel spacers, wide tires, and wheels with a lower offset. So yeah, they barely fit.

  2017-01-19 12:53

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  I say tiny penis

  Yeah, because having to walk a little farther because some guy took up an extra spot is a reason for destroying $1200 (if not more) worth of tires.

  2017-01-19 12:48

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  I say tiny penis

  I'm sure the guy that took the photo was one of the guys that owned the trucks because the lights are still on. Probably got off work, parked them for a pic and were on their way.

  2017-01-19 12:47

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  It would be fucking awesome! :D

  If the American colonies didn't rise up against the British, there would just be a bunch of British people and you'd be saying the same thing about them. Everybody just wants to blame someone else.

  2016-12-26 21:04

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  Systema is such bullshit.

  The first guy looks like Chris Christie haha

  2016-12-25 01:27

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  Follow for follow

  Looks more like a rat to me

  2016-12-24 03:31

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  Space, GG

  I don't know, I get all my info off YouTube

  2016-12-16 12:50

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  You're cool, I like you.

  If only he had a hat so he didn't have to hold up that cardboard. Oh wait...

  2016-12-15 14:54

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  Space, GG

  Wouldn't the days be getting shorter though because if you think of how gravity works, it's like a piece of elastic with something really heavy (the sun) in the center and a bunch of smaller things (the planets) swirling around it. Kinda like a drain.

  2016-12-15 03:43

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  I'm in a neck brace.............jk she killed me.....

  I wanted to show this to my grandma because she had a dog just like this but I couldn't due to the caption

  2016-11-30 22:56

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  Triggered :^)

  There are plenty of couples that want to have a baby but can't due to health problems and want to adopt. Not to mention gay couples that want a child.

  2016-11-29 22:50

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  Ching Chong Ling Ling

  That Land Cruiser tho

  2016-11-28 22:22

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  SAVE MEEEEE, CALL ME NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE MEMES

  Damn nature! You scary!

  2016-11-22 21:07

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  But what if it was my mom?

  Do you get a skillcape for 99 friend zone

  2016-11-14 17:33

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  Sorry not sorry

  Papa bless

  2016-11-10 03:23

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  Another normal day in Just Cause

  I honestly was looking for something to blow up and didn't even notice the cow until the second time through

  2016-11-10 03:17

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  I love the onion

  Pull the lever! Wrong lever!!!

  2016-11-09 11:26

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  Shark fart

  That shark has a serious case of diarangus

  2016-11-08 14:50

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  Insert it into my penis

  This kid looks like the type of kid that would deserve it

  2016-11-06 15:23

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  Insert it into my penis

  This kid looks like the type of kid that would deserve it.

  2016-11-06 15:22

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  trippy

  Reminds me of Far Cry 3 for some reason

  2016-11-03 16:28

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  ...

  I cross now! Good luck everybody else!

  2016-11-03 11:47

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  Ronald Reagan or Richard Nixon?

  So these jokes are okay but Trump talking about grabbing women where the sun don't shine isn't?

  2016-10-26 19:02

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  The sea lion is up and its good

  KOBE

  2016-10-03 20:21

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  Right place right time

  Kinda looks like Chris Pratt

  2016-09-20 18:11

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  a doggo that is impenetrable

  This meme is a lie! Armadillos don't pop up when you type that up

  2016-09-05 22:37

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  title is redneck

  Nothing special about a ZJ :/

  2016-09-02 03:56

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  read it in his voice

  Enjoy all the refugees in Sweden taking welfare and not contributing to your economy at all

  2016-08-20 20:27

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  Ricksy.

  *too Sorry I couldn't help myself

  2016-05-19 20:24

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  IT'S FUNNY

  In the Bible, the snake actually doesn't have any legs because God cursed it to forever crawl on it's belly for tricking Adam and Eve

  2016-04-23 03:50

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  people are asses

  Sounds a lot like the media when they talk about Donald Trump

  2016-03-17 19:30

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  How to camber

  Why is she sitting on that with jeans?! She is not only going to dent it, but scratch the hell out of is as well! What an idiot.

  2016-03-16 16:42

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  .

  I remember this! She actually got scurvy because of only eating chicken nuggets!

  2015-03-05 14:21

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  I really gope this is true

  There is a radio station in Seattle call 107.7 the end. Very off topic. But weird.

  2015-01-08 21:50

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  This is pissing me off so fucking much

  Actually when I broke my arm it did soooo...

  2014-11-16 19:34

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  lol

  That's not fake at all

  2014-05-19 01:48

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  what have teachers come to?

  A period or two would be nice

  2014-05-08 19:35

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  xp

  

  2014-04-21 22:12

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  Mother Of God

  I used to be able to do that too

  2014-03-29 21:31

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  piss

  I'd laugh so hard if Robert was in like China or something at the time

  2014-03-28 10:02

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  Getting pulled over

  Why would a butterfly be driving though

  2014-03-26 15:27

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  good idea

  The website is all in Chinese and sells woman's apparel. I don't think it is on there

  2014-03-26 01:58

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  That day in March

  I had that day in March yesterday

  2014-03-25 19:53

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  Yeahhh

  I had rat's once I miss my rats

  2014-03-21 13:59

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  yep

  If you want to get back at someone, just deflate their tires, it's not destoying personal property and is a huge pain in the butt for the victim

  2014-03-13 13:28

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  Well I'll bee damned

  OMG my cat's name is Waffles too!!

  2014-03-12 16:59

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  Pigeon

  Faith in pigeons restored

  2014-03-04 01:24

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  Wtf!

  "Sleeping"

  2014-03-01 22:49

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  all my tags have ten

  Dang... I wanted to be an earth bender

  2014-02-12 15:57

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  It tastes liquid...

  It doesn't taste like anything because water is the standard. You compare things to water, not the other way around.

  2014-02-11 13:32

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  explain this shit

  I'm from the U.S. and I can't even stand it when we do this shit. Like after the super bowl, calling themselves the greatest American Football team in the world...

  2014-02-11 02:10

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  Accually is Dolan

  WTF is wrong with Ariel's neck She's like a giraffe.

  2014-02-06 19:31

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  .. oh..

  I spent $550 on 30 hours of drivers ed.

  2014-02-03 12:33

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  That amazing view

  My eyes hurt from trying to comprehend this

  2014-01-21 04:54

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  LOOOOOLLLL

  Pound sus anal bum party

  2014-01-16 02:04

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  Too bad that we are not seeing this...And those who are s...

  Maybe I'm the next Einstein Haha who am I kidding

  2014-01-07 16:19

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  hero

  I'm sorry but she looks fine in both.

  2013-12-29 16:44

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  that awesome feeling

  My mom thought those were supposed to stay on and she yelled at me when I took them all off her new tablet

  2013-12-23 19:25

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  O

  y u no record and put on the YouTube so I can see?!

  2013-10-29 17:29

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  #hashtag#

  Not even an Evo. Just a Lancer made to look like one. Number one sign of a fag.

  2013-10-09 19:48

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  Legen-wait for it-dary

  Not to be a party pooper or anything but unless there is something I'm not seeing, you are most likely bound to get hurt due to the forward inertia. There isn't enough room to come to a completely safe stop... But who f*****g cares?!?!?

  2013-10-04 10:48

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  .

  I had the thinner version of the razr

  2013-09-22 17:06

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  Kvälj

  Or when the gorilla rides off into the sunset on a zebra

  2013-09-02 19:28

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  How's that Achey-Breakey Heart feeling now, Billy Ray?

  There was literally a picture of Miley Cyrus in one of her concerts right after this one for me

  2013-08-26 14:41

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  SpongeBob

  They live right next to a little island with a palm tree on it so it can't be that deep. In one of the episodes they even climb on top of it (when spongebob made a bet with sandy that fish were better than land creatures).

  2013-08-09 20:30

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  Wow

  You forgot to flip the penguin

  2013-08-04 06:06

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  in one trip

  Or you could just learn how to pack better...

  2013-08-03 06:06

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  We have to

  90's middle

  2013-08-03 05:59

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  Wow, nice done girl

  Well that escalated quickly

  2013-06-28 03:25

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  Some times i just think... WTF

  If you would show the whole thing you would know that he writes a third comment realizing it's a fan

  2013-06-28 03:21

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  Australia

  is all I have to say...

  2013-06-16 14:39

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  Title

  1987

  2013-06-08 23:27

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  Easy just walk 25 feet and you found a new one

  Atleast she notices you

  2013-06-07 21:59

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  Fifty shades ass

  You can count the sides then multiply them together to get the total.

  2013-05-22 15:24

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  Well, that escalated quickly..

  "Like"

  2013-05-09 15:18

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  Called it.

  Impossibru! There is an episode where Drake comes and visits Megan (aka Carly)

  2013-05-08 15:58

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  Tall People Are Assholes

  I'm 6' 4". People yell at me for being taller than them

  2013-05-08 15:35

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  Just another morning. o.o

  This happens all the time in Seattle Wa. (not fucking DC)

  2013-05-08 15:19

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  Childhood Returned

  Mine stopped working

  2013-05-07 20:23

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  foreveralone

  Not sure if dissing on PS3 users saying they can't have both.

  2013-05-07 15:49

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  breaking bad

  Quit letting this repost through

  2013-05-07 12:32

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  huh

  You forgot about the all mighty vacuum.

  2013-05-05 14:37

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  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  Looks like a potato wrapped in foil

  2013-05-03 15:05

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  Dear Memedroiders, I just wanted to say, in the past few ...

  I go incognito

  2013-05-03 14:43

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  true story

  I will admit though, Niki has a nice rack

  2013-05-01 15:58

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  that's so crazy!!!!

  1 in 10000 people will believe this

  2013-05-01 15:30

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  I do what u want

  Pizza...

  2013-04-23 20:24

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  Fucking radio people!!!!

  Plays 2 songs and then it's right to 30 minutes of advertisements

  2013-04-23 20:04

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  Would you fly?

  I call the window seat!

  2013-04-23 16:53

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  shits my jam...

  My science teacher plays some bluegrass blues stuff... I don't even know what you'd call it

  2013-04-21 15:16

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  meet my ass wiper

  WTF am I supposed to be seeing here...

  2013-04-21 15:13

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  g

  Free BBQ . And the beer

  2013-04-21 12:20

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