It happens man. Get your tin foil hats on and eat these mushrooms. By sam.horn10 2019-03-05 19:30 83% (891) AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhtaganother tagmy head hurtsim a sad boi
Never take Chinese caffeine pills. By sam.horn10 2019-02-28 10:30 82% (825) I got shakes like i have Parkinson's
Tell me a funnier phrase than to "bust a nut" or "cum". My imagination isn't great. By sam.horn10 2019-02-28 10:00 89% (1355) Rami MalekBlow your load
Behold the story of Duke! The dog who fought a robber, was stabbed in the noggin and fucking lived! By sam.horn10 2019-02-28 09:30 93% (2275) Duke! Lord of boopsBest home defender10/10 would love this dog
A low point in my life was being dressed in a suit on my knees in my work toilets throwing my guts up after drinking too much the night before. Every body questions someone with damp knees coming out a mens toilet. By sam.horn10 2019-02-15 12:30 89% (1341)
Everything is good in my life yet suicidal thoughts invade my mind. Is this madness? By sam.horn10 2019-02-11 16:01 83% (749) Hot and Steamy fart
Du, Du Hast, Du Hast Mich By sam.horn10 2019-02-04 16:30 77% (810) breakfasthash brownsPlease know that I love youWeeaboo 2.0 is cancerous
I'm bad at memes and I'm sorry, I'm trying to be better. By sam.horn10 2019-01-29 05:00 85% (898) PunisherOriginal ContentJust because it's original doesn't make it goodwho reads tags anywayknow that I love you
Betrayal By sam.horn10 2018-10-11 10:30 87% (1498) DoggoStop making me make tags plzI just start putting random crapwho even uses the website damn it
I'm always slurping that juice By sam.horn10 2018-08-02 15:30 83% (1301) Juice not jewsjews don't taste very goodno humans do really...Oh except Canadian's they're a wee bit sweeterman this is some amount of tags
My brother poked a statue in the face in a house of horrors. It was a midget standing real still who then chased him the whole way through. By sam.horn10 2018-07-31 10:00 83% (1281) midgets?heroin
The ol' scammerino By sam.horn10 2018-07-26 13:00 89% (1775) Facebookman why do i gotta tag stuffim on mobile
She ate a corn on the cob, almost died. Cost me a fucking bomb. By sam.horn10 2018-06-13 11:30 82% (1083) doggo
You gotta love the Scottish humour. Well you don't, but I suck at making titles. I once accidentally slipped on my own frozen piss. By sam.horn10 2018-05-26 04:00 80% (1256)
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