My friend made Cannabutter. Shit is like eating really greasy weed. By sam.horn10 2019-09-28 22:00 88% (1246)
Always go balls deep. Never just the tip. A girl smiles at you? Ask her for anal By sam.horn10 2019-09-24 00:30 92% (1320)
I need some memory tips my dudes. I can't remember things from 2 minutes ago and it scares the fuck outta me. By sam.horn10 2019-09-21 13:00 90% (1335)
Nova gecko is shitting on my porn memes, they aren't even graphic or dirty, just screenshots damn it By sam.horn10 2019-09-14 17:30 90% (1222)
Every day at 1:30pm, I need to shit. I can tell the time based around my need to shit. By sam.horn10 2019-09-09 18:00 83% (623)
Embarrassing the best friend and giving the ex a puke fetish he will never fully understand. By sam.horn10 2019-09-09 09:00 86% (781)
I booked a holiday off work and slept for 16 hours. I wasted the full goddamn day. By sam.horn10 2019-09-03 17:00 89% (1086)
Fun fact: I have, on two occasions, clogged a hotel toilet By sam.horn10 2019-08-21 16:30 89% (1111) My diet is crapMy asshole is damaged
Making memes is like making pancakes. I can't do either. By sam.horn10 2019-08-16 20:30 82% (783) Migraine meme timeMy eyes ache
Enjoy my original content! Or don't, I'm a title I can't tell you shit By sam.horn10 2019-08-14 17:30 89% (1176) Please kill me
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