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  New adventure

  When the fuck did videos make it onto memedroid? Sound? How long have I been inactive?

  2021-07-29 16:04

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  Pussy so deep you need an echo sounder if you go down on her

  Yeah I'll give you that one

  2021-03-13 12:56

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  Pussy so deep you need an echo sounder if you go down on her

  My man this meme is well over a year old

  2021-03-13 11:08

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  KaBoom Studies

  "You all passed with flying colours" "Flying colours?" "Well mainly red."

  2021-02-17 05:17

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  Stages of Meth

  I guess people handle losing kids differently. Poor lassie lost 3 kids, but she also has 2 kids living who I'm sure are pretty fucked up knowing their mother's meth face is all over the internet

  2020-09-16 04:52

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  Safe.

  My dad's a plasterer and I can confirm we have done this shit before. We've plastered the ceiling on a staircase before they had actually fit the stairs so it was just a 2 story drop into the cellar. Fuckin planks on ladders aren't stable at all

  2020-08-10 02:35

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  Yes, it is

  Just put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, but don't worry, if you have a seat belt on that acts like a safety. W O K E

  2020-06-24 05:54

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  pic of the day

  Danny Devito: "So anyway I started blasting"

  2020-06-04 19:44

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  Fuck

  I got assassins creed unity free with my ps4, playing in the streets of London where every wall seemed to have 1000 tiny fucking specks that my character would grab onto drove me up the wall enough to never play it again

  2020-05-21 06:05

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  10.0 lol

  Your sin is forgiven, sweet child. Please use caution in the future.

  2020-05-09 12:35

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  Mhmmmmm

  Hello, meme?

  2020-05-07 15:32

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  Naw

  That's about $1016 on the black market for both your spleens

  2020-05-03 12:05

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  Netflix LIED to us o.o

  This photo looks like one of those exam questions that are like "deeply analyse what's happening in this photo and give your opinion" and the photo is blurry af and was meant to be in colour but is black and white

  2020-04-28 17:18

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  Relatable? (From: @dumbododge)

  I quit masturbating for a week and gave up yesterday because I was so angry I had a nosebleed and thought cranking it might help. I challenge anyone to turn the no cranking Covid-19 challenge: Don't beat it till everywhere is out of lock down.

  2020-04-16 11:41

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  Plz send help

  Day 37 of quarantine and your brother is shaggin a French lass and is still a massive thunder cunt ~Just viking things~

  2020-04-11 04:42

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  Food dreams

  Bad

  2020-04-05 16:42

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  Guys help I think my dolphin has autism

  I didn't downvote it, just someone did it better. Downvote my comment if you want, I literally just gave a reason why people would downvote you pack of halfwits

  2020-03-29 11:36

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  Guys help I think my dolphin has autism

  This meme has already been done but much better, the deer here is weirdly slanted but the other one posted looked a hell of a lot better.

  2020-03-28 21:44

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  Och aye

  I used to use that shit as a mixer for whiskey until I woke up in the middle of a roundabout in a bush at 3am with a police torch in my face. Now that was a fuckin hangover

  2020-03-16 14:18

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  Nice ride

  Fuckers are fun af to drive too, point the steering sticks in opposite directions and spin in a quick circle till you throw up

  2020-03-16 14:10

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  No sauce 4 you. I found it on Luscious hentai.net have fu...

  Reduced chances of catching it, same as hand sanitiser doesn't make you immune either.

  2020-03-16 12:14

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  Well they should

  Are you retarded? That's the Cocoonavirus! This turns people into racoons

  2020-03-16 12:04

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  Medic wee woo

  I drive loading shovels and share one with a guy who is 5'1 and I'm 6'2. I have to move the seat before I can even get in the cab otherwise I can't get my legs in.

  2020-02-28 06:36

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  My feels

  How about you fuck outta here with this, I don't watch this episode because I don't like getting sad at goddamn cartoons

  2020-02-18 12:16

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  It’s just a meme...

  What's the teaching moment? How to be shit at making memes? That just because it's a GIF doesn't make it funny? That OP sucks dick for money and then spends that money or paying guys so you can suck their dick in a weird form of reverse prostitution?

  2020-02-13 15:21

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  Jagermeister uber alles

  If you are blacked out how are you coming back into the bar? Doesn't black out mean unconscious?

  2020-02-13 15:17

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  Love you baby girl

  She's a fucking twig with no tits or ass, what the fuck do you classify as thicc? I had to go search her and fuck sake was that a disappointment

  2020-02-10 14:32

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  Phone bad brainwash bottom text

  Mow your hair or you'll look like a hippy

  2020-02-10 13:04

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  Title

  This joke is very obtuse

  2020-02-08 14:46

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  hmmm.gif

  This is disgusting! Let it grow bigger! More time = More chicken

  2020-02-08 09:47

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  Berland Forest

  All in favour of banning OP say 'Away with ye, cretin!'

  2020-02-07 15:52

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  No title needed

  I have the weekend off only if I can't pick up extra work, I'm content having a house that I'm never in as long as my gf and dogs are looked after. But yeah, you definitely feel rough when you don't get some relax time

  2020-02-04 16:55

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  No title needed

  Only 7 and a half hours left of my 16 hour shift

  2020-02-04 12:35

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  MCC NiggasBeLike

  Single souls

  2020-02-03 05:50

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  Advertisement genius

  What the fuck am I looking at

  2020-01-30 08:39

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  they scare me like shut up for one minute

  I don't think it works like that

  2020-01-28 13:12

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  Another incentive to end it

  I require more information

  2020-01-27 13:36

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  Doors

  This is the first one of this format that genuinely made me smile, well done, OP

  2020-01-27 11:17

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  bruh...

  So not the Coronavirus but the 'China Virus'? At least find out the fucking name before you attempt to make the meme

  2020-01-24 06:17

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  line of siGht

  Have you got some sort of mental disability we should know about before we roast you for how absolutely shite your meme is?

  2020-01-22 18:03

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  no u

  Bitch we swiping right Swiping left is what people do when they see you on Tinder, you absolute abomination

  2020-01-22 06:21

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  Every time I think of you...

  I've seen it and can conform, disappointed it was cut short

  2020-01-20 08:46

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  harambe

  At least crop out the black I mean around the meme not the guy

  2020-01-15 04:05

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  spongebob headpones

  Serial killers podcast on Spotify is pretty good. But they interrupt like an intensely brutal murder to push their fuckin happy Dog podcast and it's honestly a weird as fuck transition

  2020-01-13 16:02

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  7th Grade in a Nutshell

  Honestly I think this is a rare instance where the Ifunny watermark makes this meme funnier with the scent of autism

  2020-01-10 07:52

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  Remember 2019

  What the fuck are VSCO girl memes? If I Google that it looks like a white girl meme

  2020-01-09 11:42

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  They know me very well and its their fault

  How is this still 75% when this meme has an emoji in it and is clearly a damn Facebook meme?

  2020-01-09 11:40

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  Cheesy

  What the fuck is macheesy?

  2020-01-09 11:39

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  WWIII

  Just show they you trying to spell Army and they'll let you put your special helmet back on and continue sticking crayons up your nose

  2020-01-04 19:24

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  Didn't know the next world war is sooner than we thought

  Wow, haven't seen this 4 times this week OP

  2020-01-04 19:21

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  I’m doing my part

  CCC-COMBO BREAKER! My anus is prepared

  2020-01-04 05:26

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  5 stars

  All hail Vasiliy Kamotskiy!

  2019-12-28 03:40

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  Do drugs fuck kittens

  I don't think Paintswithsmegma would lie to us, mate

  2019-12-26 15:01

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  L

  So you've got two businesses helping and still want memedroid to help? Fuck outta here

  2019-12-22 09:03

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  I wasnt fuckin kidding

  I remember on a Halloween night years ago I had sex while wearing a morphsuit. Stuck my dick through the velcro bit at the bottom and woke up with both a headache and deep disappointment in myself. It was a fun night though.

  2019-12-20 03:47

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  Dang it Bobby

  Americans: "I'm sure everyone on the app will love this "meme" about US politics" Also Americans: "What the fuck you can't say crisp you have to say it our way so we can understand it"

  2019-12-20 03:27

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  Know the difference

  Girls can edit eyebrows too I mean damn some women get their eyebrows tattooed on

  2019-12-15 02:58

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  Know the difference

  I'm gonna need more information here, chief

  2019-12-15 02:50

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  Xd

  Ey yo what's that in the bottom right? I'm gonna order some pixels and I'll get back to you with an answer

  2019-12-12 11:32

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  Don't yellow on me

  What the fuck does this even mean?

  2019-12-12 06:12

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  same

  Imagine doing that and you look at this one and go "Yeah, this is the best of the bunch right here" God the fuckin high guy template is just a sack of shit

  2019-12-11 11:26

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  UK Politics

  As a Brit myself, please keep the fuckin politics of memedroid you cock sucking bitch. It's bad enough when the Americans do it. Politics have no place here and the memes are never funny. Fuck you and the gaping trench you were birthed from.

  2019-12-09 09:02

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  Hmm

  Do you have a picture of yourself in every damn shirt you own?

  2019-12-06 09:54

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  Me when an older black lady calls me sugah

  That's spot on customers can insult me all day or compliment me and I wouldn't care. She'd call through and I'd just smile, warms my heart even now about 2 years on.

  2019-12-03 12:36

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  Me when an older black lady calls me sugah

  A woman used to call through to a call center I used to work at previously and always used to call me 'ducky'. She was always so sweet and getting her calls used to make my day. I made sure her company got their stuff quick just because of her.

  2019-12-03 12:32

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  Warhammer 40k

  Mcdonald's French fries: A marines trusty bolter KFC French fries: butchers nails

  2019-12-01 02:55

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  Warhammer 40k

  Lorgar was given the gift of immense intelligence yet turned into a gullible halfwit who thought "Stop worshipping me" translated into "Just suckle on my golden cock, son. Worship daddy harder"

  2019-12-01 02:54

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  Christmas story

  My friend: "Just put your whole mouth on mate and blow hot air and you'll unstick your tongue" Me: "Mm limps ar sthuck now aaaaaa" Man that would sound weird out of context

  2019-12-01 02:50

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  Fox is the epitome of fake news

  "Anyone who doesn't find me funny just doesn't understand satire"

  2019-12-01 02:46

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  This is fine

  Wasn't 'pppp' the most downvotes? I'm sure it was well higher than this

  2019-12-01 02:42

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  I should've listened

  When your crush is tired of trying to decipher your dyslexic ass texts and tries to let you down easy

  2019-12-01 02:18

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  Meme

  You window licking fuck, at least get the wording right you daft cunt

  2019-11-29 15:47

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  Bobby Eyelash

  Nope, because I've seen this 4 times on Memedroid in 2 weeks

  2019-11-29 05:01

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  Its an actual thing

  90% which is higher rating than your last 12 memes

  2019-11-28 15:29

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  Facts....??

  No, but someone might buy those extra chromosomes you have

  2019-11-28 03:27

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  Oh god why.

  Rember

  2019-11-27 16:56

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  :l

  @OP - You

  2019-11-24 16:57

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  *insert title here*

  I get really uncomfortable around loud noises, it's like an strong urge to move away to somewhere quiet. Yet I work in a loud ass warehouse. Wait until I tell my boss I'm not weird, just autistic

  2019-11-24 16:55

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  Yeese

  This has been an intense 20 hours you bastard

  2019-11-24 11:22

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  Pussy so deep you need an echo sounder if you go down on her

  “When I saw her at least two feet of a huge Christmas tree had been shoved down her genital cavity, I thought it was the work of a sex maniac.” Lucy Myers, the woman the who found her passed out in the ladies toilets.

  2019-11-24 08:55

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  Yeese

  What have I done?

  2019-11-24 03:33

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  Yeese

  Me?

  2019-11-23 15:25

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  Yeese

  Hey bud, Just popped in to call you a big ol' cunt face

  2019-11-23 14:36

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  OC. his name Loki

  Must be an American accent oriented thing I guess then

  2019-11-22 15:43

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  OC. his name Loki

  Swear it Carrot How the fuck do you pronounce 'Carrot'? Corrit?

  2019-11-22 09:09

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  Ots everywhere

  Yeah I can dig it, good work OP

  2019-11-21 14:05

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  Feliz Navidad!

  Rhythm of the night that video still makes me chuckle

  2019-11-21 10:40

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  Depression facts

  Omg! Are you super serious? You, the only cunt who's vote actually counts downvoted it and it still passed? Omg. Boycott memedroid guys, Yasfu downvoted a meme and it got through! Biased system! Boycott memedroid!

  2019-11-20 03:53

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  mcdonalds sprite is cwispy

  Why are they standing like that? Looks like they're trying to flex some new shoes or something

  2019-11-16 06:28

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  Fallout New Vegas

  Goddamn that man was fucking hard to kill

  2019-11-15 02:00

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  -.-

  Hey OP, if you make obscure jokes, expect a low ass rating

  2019-11-12 08:05

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  cereal straws

  They're not bad, you just need a friend to scream "Down it! Down it!" and drink the whole thing because that fucker will turn to paper mashe in like a minute

  2019-11-11 02:31

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  My zodiacs creature

  "Have you heard of this creature?" "Of course I know him..." Bitch, the line you wrote in should be "Do you know this creature?"

  2019-11-10 12:48

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  dongs in a windmill

  The suspense is killing me

  2019-11-08 03:27

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  Yep

  With a 25% comment rating Fuckin ouch

  2019-11-04 04:42

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  Power move

  Character models in games usually spawn with their arms directly out to the sides at shoulder level, it became a weird thing people did as a "power move" in like 2017 I think

  2019-11-04 04:16

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  I'm not British btw

  Euthenasia - "The painless killing of a patient suffering from an incurable and painful disease or in an irreversible coma." Let me help end your suffering you poor thinking-tea-is-food fucking retard.

  2019-11-03 02:46

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  Mum

  Aww poor baby having to contribute to a household and do your school work Set up a gofundme so I can help end your suffering xox

  2019-11-03 02:42

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  Describe an anime badly

  Alright what the fuck is it called cause I'm intrigued

  2019-10-30 12:38

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  Yup

  Because the text was so small at the top, I assumed the power lines were labelled by that sentence and spent a while figuring out what the shit was going on

  2019-10-29 15:31

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