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  Ross is chad

  Ross would try to paint it himself and fall off the building

  2023-10-22 15:06

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  last comment is batman

  You sly bastard….how you been bro

  2023-08-13 11:25

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  What should I do to it i just got it

  Ride it and throw turtle shells/banana peels at other cars

  2023-08-13 11:23

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  I said it

  That’s what basically what I was saying? They were like in their late 50s? What did they have like 20 more years??? Bro I wanted to go shopping for like 15 minutes without a mask? They’re so selfish for wanting me to wear one while outdoors

  2022-01-10 11:50

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  I said it

  Yeah I remember telling that to my grandma and grandpa as they were coughing! They died of being sheep!

  2022-01-10 11:40

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  After 23 be like

  I’m turning 23 soon and all my friends are moving forward with their lives while I’m stuck in one place

  2021-10-04 12:00

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  gawtdammit

  Dey took yer jerbs?!

  2021-08-15 11:06

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  Battle of the sexes. The basic difference

  Woah woah woah…there’s a shampoo that’s also spackle?

  2021-07-28 15:04

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  We talk about indeed

  Pokémon how to evolve yamask

  2021-07-27 11:16

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  Never had a girlfriend

  22 superiority by a year

  2021-07-15 11:26

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  I'd be my father if I could. Humnia humnia

  It was a line in the show

  2021-06-08 11:09

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  how to be murdered in two easy steps 1. go to meat lover ...

  Damn I could go for some REAL ribs now

  2021-05-21 09:46

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  The Simptoms

  Never understood paying for some girl to tease you, like just go to xvideos???

  2021-04-27 10:07

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  Stay out of Water

  Wow a more modern version of the South Park movie no one say Barbara Streisand

  2021-04-22 11:33

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  sry if its hard to read

  I’d say avatar was worse, specifically the scene where it took 5 earth benders to move one rock slowly towards one fire bender

  2021-04-09 22:48

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  Punch a white guy and everyone makes him a white supremacist

  Well it’s actually the other way around right now

  2021-03-31 11:26

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  Oh whitey then!

  if it’s any consolation pretty much half my store has been invaded by former Home Depot associates, me in a former Taco Bell associate

  2021-03-16 11:52

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  Oh whitey then!

  As someone who works at Lowe’s paint department this both hilarious and PAINFUL to see

  2021-03-16 10:48

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  No!!!

  but I wanted to fuck an alien with three tits

  2021-03-14 11:18

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  When the ceiling is sus!

  knockdown ceiling popcorn ceiling

  2021-03-08 18:33

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  ayyyyy lmao

  :successkid:if my kid doesn’t transition to megatron I’ll disown them

  2021-02-21 20:05

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  Oh no

  Didn’t she compare herself to Jews during the Holocaust ?

  2021-02-19 11:11

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  only the cool kids remember eating this i feel bad that i...

  I remember in 3rd grade eating my lunchables alone on a field trip, the “cool” kids took up all the lunch tables so I sat on a tree stump and when trying to open my lunchables I dropped them on the dirt floor.

  2021-02-09 12:36

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  Now my Bae is comparing me to a fucking avocado...

  sh-shove it up your ass

  2021-02-08 11:14

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  Gorilla would win

  I feel like the movie is gonna make King Kong win and I think that’s bullshit (I’m not a huge king kong fan or Godzilla but I know Godzilla is wayyyy bigger and wayyyy more badass)

  2021-01-26 20:01

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  :) thanks

  I know a few girls who do, as well as I’m in a Facebook group that has females who play fire emblem. They usually like the gay shops but they’re funny too

  2021-01-25 11:12

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  :) thanks

  I’m a dudenot that it should matter ?

  2021-01-25 11:10

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  :) thanks

  Mind you I haven’t played any of the older games but I definitely read up on them amazing series and amazing characters

  2021-01-25 11:09

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  :) thanks

  I dabble in the gay ass game of fire emblem

  2021-01-25 11:07

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  :) thanks

  Damn bro sorry to hear thatpeople can be awful sometimes, keep your head up friend

  2021-01-25 11:04

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  :) thanks

  Yeah we knew each other in high school and she said she was always interested in me but clearly that wasn’t so a true

  2021-01-25 11:00

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  :) thanks

  I got stood up yesterday by my date and she ghosted me but I’m fineif it’s meant to be it’ll be

  2021-01-25 10:58

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  Yep... it goes in stages, starts with dan an ends with ei...

  Actually it’s Louisiana

  2021-01-15 14:21

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  Yep... it goes in stages, starts with dan an ends with ei...

  Bill also almost had sex with his cousin, thankfully his effeminate brother stopped him

  2021-01-15 14:19

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  Yep... it goes in stages, starts with dan an ends with ei...

  My biggest fear as a man who’s never been on a date is that I’ll end up like bill deutrive which is partially why I’m trying to put myself out there

  2021-01-15 13:33

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  last comment is batman

  Officially over

  2021-01-09 11:57

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  This one's a bit dark, kinda wanted to spread some awaren...

  My middle school bully got shot in a drive by a few years backjustice served?

  2020-12-18 20:36

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  Adult Pokemon battles be like

  Bars are great for Pokémon battles

  2020-12-18 20:35

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  Le believer

  There’s no way every parent on earth can be apart of a Santa conspiracy

  2020-12-18 20:34

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  Wait, that's illegal

  Expand the forks of one more than the otherthey should be able to go directly under each other (forklift certified)

  2020-11-28 18:07

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  sad

  Double standard unfortunatelyplus WB doesn’t even want to take a side because if they do then they’ll probably get sued or boycotted even more

  2020-11-17 16:09

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  sad

  Until it is proven without a doubt that she abused Johnny depp they can’t fire her or even have a conversation about asking her to quit. Which is a damn shame

  2020-11-17 16:05

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  Me tard

  Back when I was in high school PE I was king of softball but whenever the PE teacher would join us and was on my team she’d scream whenever I hit and I’d never make any good hits

  2020-11-07 11:16

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  everything isn’t okay

  Just like the question of “can Mr. Fantastic just inflate his penis to pass a kidney stone with little to no pain”

  2020-11-06 17:39

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  People think Egyptians look like African Americans

  Gal gadot isn’t even white

  2020-10-22 20:05

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  This is real power

  Impossible according to azmuth there can only be one omnitrix

  2020-10-14 22:33

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  His cabbages!

  And in Korra his (I assume) Grandchild lost his Cabbage company

  2020-10-06 12:37

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  spooktober

  I like Mel brooks version of the Spanish Inquisition, he made an offer that the Jews just can’t refuse

  2020-10-05 12:05

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  Fighting a volcano

  I mean he wanted to save the homes and try to lessen the destruction that would’ve been caused to the island, in hindsight they shouldn’t have developed an island on an active volcano

  2020-09-30 20:02

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  Oh deer...

  Damn why do they always cut out the part where the lady cutting hear breaks down crying after

  2020-09-23 22:41

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  Liberals just love to be racist!

  I’ve read two of her articles she’s basically a mommy blogger, I would say “God only knows how she became a writer for huffington post” but They clearly have low standards

  2020-08-22 07:53

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  Fact

  We should hunt them down like the animals they are

  2020-07-07 10:34

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  last comment is batman

  We really been going at this for what 6 years?

  2020-06-06 15:32

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  Idk

  Everyone that comes into Lowe’s now just does a gesture with their hands asking for masks and the answers always no

  2020-04-10 22:50

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  ESSENTIALS

  I work at Lowe’s and man the customers are getting more aggressivelike I had a customer call the manager on me because I didn’t want to give her free paint samples

  2020-03-30 19:53

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  last comment is batman

  I never forget, ever...

  2020-03-23 11:46

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  Using your last roll of toilet paper

  I work at Lowe’s and we got one pallet last night, thankfully my boss let me buy a pack

  2020-03-23 11:39

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  Guys help

  Just make sure Lysol disenfectant is following you too

  2020-03-18 12:13

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  What is she doing out of her kitchen?

  If she’s selling them for reasonable prices the good for her, if she’s raising the prices I hope someone breaks her shins

  2020-03-18 12:13

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  Crappy DJ Choices

  There’s no need to feel down

  2020-02-26 18:45

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  Darn pencils

  in my senior year my teacher said we’re welcome to take pencils from him so I would take one pencil everyday and lose it

  2020-02-07 10:33

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  “You’ve never had Black Lightning before”

  Yeah that scene was very well let’s just say livewire got blacked

  2020-02-07 10:31

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  Le now it

  Psych amazing show

  2019-12-30 12:52

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  class

  I can believe that Alan Moore is there since he’s a weirdo

  2019-12-23 13:36

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  Big oof

  Sure Winnie the Pooh

  2019-12-03 20:22

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  Ok

  Why are you using grout on the ceiling?

  2019-11-25 11:39

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  Merry Thanksgiving

  Is a spork okay?

  2019-11-23 14:35

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  Jeez guys

  Hitler (circa 1914) did nothing wrong

  2019-11-23 14:35

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  Lord Rayden

  I’m jealous of birds because they can fly and I can’t, not jealous of some retard who pays a sad amount of attention to Nikolai Tesla and wants to shame people on the internet for not knowing him

  2019-10-08 15:57

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  Lord Rayden

  If you used a young picture of him we’d know (and don’t give me that “too easy” crap”) you just want to be a pretentious asshole and prove you’re smarter than everyonepretentious asshole

  2019-10-08 15:38

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  O o p

  Sorry I’m stupid I meant Vanessa Phoenix guys

  2019-10-01 11:04

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  O o p

  Phoenix marie (don’t remember the blonde one)

  2019-10-01 10:33

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  Only Russians

  Oh those Russians

  2019-09-14 21:49

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  Ouch

  How badly do you want relief

  2019-08-22 11:12

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  the Swiss never have any fun

  Vanessa Phoenix is the red glasses, I don’t remember the other one

  2019-08-16 11:16

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  Science

  In the 8th hour he tore off his foreskin

  2019-07-30 11:06

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  Cue the music

  Asobi asobase is the other way around

  2019-07-03 12:42

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  Ok

  Forgot to add “the war to end all wars” my good sir

  2019-06-30 11:23

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  See the difference?

  She told me she has standards for her men

  2019-06-26 20:10

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  We lost etika lads, its confirmed.

  May the hype train never stop

  2019-06-26 12:07

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  Man has sex with 13 year old girl, bad. Woman has sex wit...

  I think South Park said it well when they said “Nice”

  2019-06-24 13:32

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  Why are you reading the title look at the meme retard

  Use the tennis racket to bounce the tear gas canister back at them

  2019-06-21 12:41

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  LMAO

  The scene with black panther running with the Gauntlet was amazing

  2019-06-03 20:43

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  Gone

  It was penis inspection day

  2019-05-24 00:07

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  IncreaseDrivingStatWithGat

  Sponge bob failed his driving test 1,258,058 times apparently

  2019-05-23 11:09

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  Parks and Rec anyone?

  What episode of parks and rec did Swanson say this

  2019-05-23 11:07

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  Huh

  No no this looks like the right one

  2019-05-21 11:02

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  Nwo

  OP doesn’t brush their teeth

  2019-05-19 11:32

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  Do you remember when Michael Jackson was trying to get th...

  ALLEGEDLY

  2019-05-01 10:33

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  SHIT

  Thanos gets arrested for sexual assault

  2019-04-29 20:05

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  I will do my job in mod

  THANOS MAKES AN APPEARANCE

  2019-04-26 10:23

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  ;-;

  Jokes on you I haven’t had feelings for a girl in 4 years

  2019-04-25 12:38

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  Not again

  Scarlet witch for me

  2019-04-24 10:40

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  Dora

  Swiper is gonna be an ex Archeologist nicknamed the Fox

  2019-03-31 13:22

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  Insert title

  And sometimes i wish to god that he did

  2019-03-20 10:47

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  Back when it only costed a yugioh card

  Why BeeGees? Good choice though

  2019-03-14 23:47

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  Furball don't weigh enough to leave tracks

  Are there any tax benefits and will we get health insurance if we join?

  2019-03-03 11:14

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  stolen from somewhere

  Well at least I know what I’m naming my starter now (assuming I decide which one)

  2019-03-03 01:15

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  Why do they have to go outside just to tell us we should ...

  This is the first time I’ve heard him tell a joke that isn’t about Trump..

  2019-02-06 11:11

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  It's true! No news of a new one yet.

  He’s still batman? Just not in the upcoming Matt Reeves batman movie

  2019-02-05 19:02

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