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  Epstein cell video

  Ah yes, a minute missing from the video that didn't even exist 2 weeks ago.

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  DBD just ain't got that spark anymore

  That and most players just want to meta-game, min-max and power-game, all of which kills the whole dynamic.

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  Superman Social Media Reactions

  Bought and paid for reviews arent remotely trustworthy.

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  Sexy dice said ditch the clothes on the first roll

  Ah yes, dinner time.

  2025-07-08 18:30

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  Struck by lightning through her phone… and survived

  No she wasnt

  2025-07-08 18:28

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  You vs the guy she warned you about. Again.

  Preventing the left is why you are supposed to move most plants into a larger pot/the ground after they form a root bundle.

  2025-07-08 18:24

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  Scarlett Johansson now highest grossing actor ever

  Cant act for shit? Tits will make up the difference! This here's the proof.

  2025-07-08 18:20

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  That face when they announce the US spinoff

  US office was significantly better than the UK office.

  2025-07-08 18:19

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  Do we gotta BYOBottle to WW3 now

  You wish. Canteen are hard plastic containers that have been issued more than 100 times and bleached at least as many, and were literally produced during the Vietnam war.

  2025-07-08 18:14

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  Elon + Cuban teaming up for new party? wild timeline

  Just another addition to the 1000+ 3rd parties in the US that never get any traction

  2025-07-08 18:11

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  Trump claps back at Elon’s third party idea

  At the end of the day for all practical purposes its all the same bullshit

  2025-07-08 18:06

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  The wall plug that changed construction forever

  Then you either didnt drive it flush, overtightened the screw or used one that isn't rated for the weight being applied to it.

  2025-07-08 18:04

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  The wall plug that changed construction forever

  Theyre called drywall anchors, not "plastic wall plugs"

  2025-07-08 18:02

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  Pretty Boy Floyd: robbing banks, burning debts, public hero

  Oh no, more fake bullshit

  2025-07-08 17:59

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  Imagination has no limits? Ok imagine a new color

  Easy, just think of it in wavelengths and add or subtract 1nm on one extreme end.

  2025-07-08 17:45

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  One day we'll finish that campaign in person

  IME as a forever DM: it probably won't happen. I try to keep their spirit alive in future games though. My players' old PCs become the legendary figures or the Gods of my next campaign/world for the next group.

  2025-07-08 13:33

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  Talking to someone’s dog isn’t an invite for your input

  If you talk to my dog without my permission I'll assume you are trying to fuck it and I'll respond appropriately.

  2025-07-08 12:39

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  i am acting like the juice in every modern war

  How to lose all your friends real quick.

  2025-07-08 00:30

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  Jordan Peterson starter pack: clean your room

  someone not follow their own advice, doesnt make it not good advice.

  2025-07-08 00:29

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  Cigs don’t expire but you will

  They may not expire, but they do go stale and lose potency after a few weeks.

  2025-07-08 00:27

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  Tolkien: nah they’ll get the eagles thing

  Mordor has Drakes flying around who has a larger head than those eagle's enitre bodies are.

  2025-07-07 18:10

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  Australia's train is basically a metal snake

  "Unstoppable" my ass. 2 minutes with an acytelene torch on the tracks and you can stop it.

  2025-07-07 18:05

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  Remember Littlefoot? This is him now

  Except its not, crude oil is formed from plant matter not from animal matter.

  2025-07-06 22:30

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  Call an ambulance? nah uber me, we broke

  Ambulance rides are covered if you pay for more than the bottom tier of insurance. Ive never paid a dime for a ride to the hospital.

  2025-07-06 22:27

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  Without further ado... more ado

  "Begs the question" is worse, no one even comes close to using that right.

  2025-07-06 22:22

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  Film teacher realizing my script is about him

  Those who can, do. Those who cant, teach.

  2025-07-06 05:00

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  Airport shops like oops forgot my Rolex

  Duty free, but with a with a 60-70% markup, almost always winds up more expensive than just paying the import fees and taxes. The only real benefit is the lack of limitations on how much you can purchase.

  2025-07-06 04:56

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  Toe

  Lies, they would have forced to you remove those, plus they also only do one foot at a time.

  2025-07-06 04:51

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  Biggest lie: reduce sign ins they said

  Works just fine for me

  2025-07-06 04:49

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  Bed

  Then you haven't experienced very much

  2025-07-06 04:47

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  meme

  Getting hard while trying to pass a kidney stone is painful as fuck, cumming then multiples the pain. I Do not recommend it.

  2025-07-06 04:43

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  We really should have domesticated bears

  Russians have tried for generations.

  2025-07-01 17:00

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  Money can’t buy happiness? Look closer

  Its true, money cant buy happiness. But it can buy all the things that bring you happiness.

  2025-07-01 16:53

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  Title

  I turn off my lights when I leave a room, not to save the grid or any hippy-dippy bullshit like that, but because it noticeably reduces my electric bill.

  2025-07-01 16:48

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  Europe heat got us melting rn

  What you call a heatwave is a cool summer day around here

  2025-07-01 16:43

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  Disney accused of borrowing Lion King forever

  Thats all corporate court is really: a way for companies to pay each other without having to pay taxes and other fees to any government(s) involved. The associated court costs are significantly cheaper.

  2025-07-01 16:36

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  Double standards speedrun any%

  Thats because the guy in the right is easily manipulated into getting them a citizenship anywhere outside of Asia.

  2025-07-01 16:32

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  Superman statue chilling above London

  "Truth, Justice, and the American Way" - Superman

  2025-07-01 16:31

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  Poverty charging interest hits different

  Thats what happens when you sit on your ass and dont do anything about it.

  2025-07-01 16:29

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  Fetterman just wanna go home bruh

  Oh no, its the consequences of your collective (in)actions

  2025-07-01 16:28

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  Gorilla or 5 snakes: mall edition

  A sporting good store in a mall isn't going to carry a caliber large enough to take down a gorilla. Odds are all that would do is piss it off.

  2025-07-01 16:23

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  Tape had side A B so CD next logical step

  For a short time there were two sided CDs and DVDs with a side A and a side B as well.

  2025-07-01 16:18

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  Interrupting might just mean high processing speed

  Thats called being rude, if you process that fast then you need to wait in buffer until the other person has finished.

  2025-06-30 15:48

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  Disney accused of borrowing Lion King forever

  This isn't anything new, they were accused of this in the 90s when it came out. But there are enough differences that Shonen was unable to bring a lawsuit against them

  2025-06-30 15:42

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  Adulthood is just constant crises forever

  This is if youre lazy. Put in the requisite work, and you can stop the crises before they can even start. As they say: "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure"

  2025-06-30 15:40

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  Love traveling since last partner pooped weirdly

  Drink a cup of vinegar. It'll loosen that shit right up.

  2025-06-30 15:36

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  STEM videos make more on hub than YouTube

  pornography is one of the most lucrative business models on the planet, coupled with some of the lowest production and overhead costs of any business model. they can afford to pay alot more.

  2025-06-30 15:30

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  You are now a mimic

  Yeah but all silver does is stop the damage invulnerabilities granted by lycanthropy, which it didn't have before anyway. Silver doesn't do extra damage or anything like that. Plus magical weapons and spells already bypass it.

  2025-06-30 02:57

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  haha the autism is strong with this one

  Thats a great way to end up murdered and turned into soup

  2025-06-29 16:41

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  Better Run and Get to Your Choppah

  That's what an unspoken rule is, everyone follows it without needing to discuss it or agree to it.

  2025-06-29 16:18

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  If true then yes, ultimate boss move

  What kinda pussy censors the word died?

  2025-06-29 14:12

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  You are now a mimic

  Now the mimic is even stronger. Congratulations, you played yourself.

  2025-06-29 14:11

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  Late to the party, but glad you made it.

  Non-floride toothpaste also says not to swallow it. The reason is because if you swallow then you are injesting all the bacteria, old food and plaque you just brushed off your teeth, which can cause illness or infection in the stomach and/or intestines

  2025-06-26 13:51

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  RESORTES SECRETOS

  Looks cool but not secretive at all. Everyone is gonna at least think about tring to open it.

  2025-06-26 13:31

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  The Bee

  I cant even tell if this is a joke or not

  2025-06-26 13:29

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  thanksgiving with my son and his ai waifu went off the rails

  The most unrealistic part of this is a Zoomer having children.

  2025-06-26 13:27

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  Dutch brain built different: weed + herring = power

  No matter how stoned I am you couldn't get me to put that in my mouth

  2025-06-24 19:05

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  Malcolm in the Middle was 2000s, bro we need to talk

  It was though. It was fucking everywhere, and everyone talked about it. At the time it was on roughly the same level as Friends was popularity wise. The show pulled Bryan Cranston's career out of the gutter.

  2025-06-23 13:41

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  People out here paying under $1200 rent like it’s 2010

  Thats why I got a mortgage to buy a home. Even with a high interest rate, monthly payments on a home are usually significantly cheaper than renting an apartment in the same area.

  2025-06-23 13:40

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  More gentle sword guys plz

  Id say thats not even a generalization, just an honest appraisal of things as they occur in reality.

  2025-06-23 13:35

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  Reminder: graveyards are full of people who thought they ...

  There's nursing homes full of people who had way too much time.

  2025-06-23 13:32

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  I don’t know what Kingdom Hearts is but they better res...

  Hank about to bring the pro-pain

  2025-06-23 13:30

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  Social Security may run dry by 2033

  They said the same thing in the mid 80s, the mid 90s, the mid 00s, the mid 10s and now the mid 20s.....theres a pattern here somewhere im sure of it.

  2025-06-22 19:52

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  Everyone’s tired all the time? That thread hits

  Its work related stress, about a month after I retired every one of those issues disappeared and never came back.

  2025-06-22 19:46

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  Dragon Scale pepperoni pizza is elite

  Theres enough grease on there to keep the hair of 3 Italian dudes slicked back for a year.

  2025-06-22 19:43

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  My toddler eats porterhouse and drinks port… he's 3

  Port is always garbage

  2025-06-22 17:56

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  Either way you sound like a retard

  2025-06-22 17:10

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  Quack

  Whoever draws these needs to learn to lay off the ellipses a bit.

  2025-06-22 14:45

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  Just be useless

  If you think that you must not have spent much time around women.

  2025-06-22 14:38

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  AI can't replace us if clients stay this dumb

  One of you per company is safe. That one will interpret the requests for much less pay, everyone else will still be fired

  2025-06-22 14:27

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  NYC friends inviting you over like it's not a shoebox

  No one in New York is skinny enough to even get in that room.

  2025-06-22 14:25

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  meme

  They didn't fear the dark side, so they didnt watch for it or prepare against it. Thats why it was able to easily sneak up on and annihilate them wholesale.

  2025-06-22 14:21

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  euroshits get rekt

  Youre so full of shit. People making $75k/year struggle to buy a home without living paycheck to paycheck.

  2025-06-22 12:28

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  woosh

  Either you or your uncle is a liar. At 4-5 feet animals can and will smell the decomposing body and dig it up. 6 feet is the bare minimum that a body can be buried at.

  2025-06-22 12:02

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  Mom: Pause the online game Me: That’s not how it works

  My mom would beat my ass for talking back and then took the power cable when I so much as told her to hpld on for a second. Yall have some weak pussy ass moms if they put up with this shit, which explains alot.

  2025-06-22 12:00

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  Three wars raging and everyone's losing it

  No skin off my nuts

  2025-06-22 11:55

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  Oh your salary's bad? So's my performance. Deal?

  Jobs with performance based pay (such as piece pay, flat rate or sales commissions) usually say some variation of this. They usually add a line about how you make more as you get better at the job and produce results faster.

  2025-06-22 11:51

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  When your DM kills the character you love most

  Thats a sign of a bad DM. A good DM knows how and when to fudge dice rolls. The real reason for the DM screen is so we can adjust rolls to make for a better, more enjoyable story.

  2025-06-22 11:44

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  Millennial pain: in-person friends > online any day

  Hard disagree. IME gaming friends can last 30 years or more with no problems, while real life friends always fuck around and ruin the friendship in less than 3 years.

  2025-06-22 11:42

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  Math

  This is why so many women cheat. They may act like they want you to agree all the time, but they really want you to be a man and tell them truth.

  2025-06-22 11:40

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  no thanks

  You signed up knowing full well what it was, that shit is on you.

  2025-06-22 11:36

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  CONgress?

  99.9% of all US congress members who have ever lived were mulltimillionaires before they got elected. Being rich enough to buy ad space is how you get nominated in the first place.

  2025-06-22 11:21

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  Just wish I didn’t hate everything in this sentence

  Lots of people hate their family, even the family they choose to make. Plenty of people have up and murdered their entire family.

  2025-06-22 11:17

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  hahahahaha

  Never throw the gun, without ammo its far more effective as a club than a projectile.

  2025-06-22 11:16

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  I've encountered my share. Still thankful

  God: *takes away everything you have ever owned or loved* Also God: why dont you love me!?!?!

  2025-06-22 10:52

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  Merry Christmer

  Made up holiday that no one had ever heard of before Biden, it popped into existence at the same time that "historical" events that never happened started getting added to history books by Bidens govenrnment.

  2025-06-22 10:46

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  something's wrong i can feel it

  Get checked by a doctor, you may have caught something just talking to her

  2025-06-22 10:39

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  WuW 2 WWII

  I'll beleive it when I see it. Supposed to have happened 2 dozen dozen times so far in the last 15 years.

  2025-06-22 10:37

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  Good Times

  Not legal to use, the use of fecal matter or other biological contaminents against people is a crime.

  2025-06-22 10:34

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  Genital Herpes, Kids, Public Assistance, no husband

  The CDC statement is back up by 40+ years of hard evidence and medical records. What is your proof to counter this?

  2025-06-22 10:25

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  Genital Herpes, Kids, Public Assistance, no husband

  Just say you saw some bitch around the corner talkin to her man, she'll be gone in a flash.

  2025-06-22 10:24

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  donny, you promised us the list

  The Dems DID release Trumps name as being in it, long before the election.

  2025-06-22 10:19

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  euroshits get rekt

  Even thats not that good, there are 17 year olds flipping burgers full time for $20 an hour (roughly 41k a year) at McDonald's with no education at all.

  2025-06-22 10:16

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  expanding brain goes brrr

  You are thinking of the Hague Convention. Geneva deals with the treatment of prisoners and civillians. Hague deals with the conduct of a soldier and how they treat an active enemy.

  2025-06-21 22:14

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  the year is 2004, and you're home from school. Bananas in...

  That only came on at 530 on saturday mornings around here.

  2025-06-21 12:40

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  i'm sorry for your loss ma'am

  This shit right here is why you get paid less to do the same job.

  2025-06-21 12:37

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  Biggest password leak ever just dropped: 16 billion crede...

  First time?

  2025-06-20 02:52

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  Wait we grow butt hair to stop chafing??

  Chaffing is what a jet fighter does when it releases bits of metal into the air to create a bunch of radar reflections in an attempt to avoid being struck by a missle.

  2025-06-19 12:13

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  Wait we grow butt hair to stop chafing??

  Tell that to my ass hairs, they sure as fuck have never stopped any chafing, quite the opposite in fact.

  2025-06-19 12:08

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  horror movie actually delivering? rare win

  My expectations for horror have been in the shitter for 30 years and so far none have exceeded it.

  2025-06-19 12:05

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