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  Feelings

  It's 7:48pm on a Monday, but of all the times to shed a small tear, I'll let it be this moment.

  2024-06-10 20:49

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  Elden tings

  We probably should've all done a similar name style but we all thought up silly names and didn't reveal them to each other until we saw each other's names when we loaded in

  2023-05-13 21:10

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  Awesome couple

  Her name is Sheena Melwani if I'm not mistaken. They have a Youtube channel and a Tiktok. They blew up on Tiktok.

  2023-04-14 04:57

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  Awesome couple

  I've seen their videos pop up randomly for years. So wholesome that a man married a woman and can make her laugh. They just videotape their life and it's funny.

  2023-04-14 04:32

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  Haha pronoun tools get fucked

  The person submitting the resume: It's "they!" The one reviewing the resume: "They" won't be getting the job lol

  2023-03-05 04:48

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  So welcome to the machine

  Apparently a Korean made AI chatbot named Luda was shut down for being racist and homophobic. Bots know best.

  2022-08-19 19:50

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  ironic

  Yes

  2022-05-06 19:39

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  We won mr stark

  I looked up the exact link to this article and the paragraph below where the screenshot it says we don't know if it's confirmed or not. Clickbait

  2022-01-13 16:37

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  Rolling in on some real fun.

  You know it

  2021-12-09 14:01

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  Which calculator is right?

  This. We know to know the context. We need a story problem.

  2021-11-04 15:20

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  ooooof

  Gabby Petito. The Youtuber who went on a cross country trip with her boyfriend and is now missing. The FBI found remains of a corpse that match her, they think. Presumably, the boyfriend killed her and his house is now a crime scene.

  2021-09-21 16:36

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  Wow, who could have possibly guessed?

  Big company that abuses privacy lets celebrities do whatever they want on their platform. Shocker.

  2021-09-13 20:49

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  easier times

  Yes

  2021-05-31 15:32

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  Toasty!

  That actually might be from where I live, in a smaller town. He was working on cremating the bodies for 8 to 10 hours straight due to Covid deaths. He took a nap and the next guy didn't check his toe tag (to show he was dead)

  2021-05-18 13:23

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  Witch problems or something

  What in the Tumblr is this

  2021-05-10 15:33

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  We back terry

  I did not expect the arc in this Manga to suddenly have Josh the Octopus coming in clutch with mines and moral support but I'm here for it

  2021-04-16 10:32

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  The Daily Mail? More like... The Daily Fail

  "others were frustrated by the amount of advertising they had to plough through to reach information." Some things never change lol

  2021-01-22 13:02

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  For real tho, at that moment things looked pretty orderly

  Respecting the red ropes is respect.

  2021-01-07 17:31

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  Jj

  And when your card declines, you don't get an overdraft either. The scammer couldn't handle the neutron style.

  2020-12-08 15:32

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  I can already see the comments

  Op, you got the BIGDUM?

  2020-11-16 08:03

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  Mmmmmmmmmm

  *14 year old girl listening to Billie Eilish*: ah yes, pass this around

  2020-10-14 19:32

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  Udjcjjssiidisjfheidididjeiuxjsjdhello yousexy fuck dnurjd...

  *laughs in Ben Shapiro*

  2020-09-02 18:32

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  Technically she has 3

  "...anyways, I have two openings that I'm looking to fill." "Once again, I know..."

  2020-08-24 00:11

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  Atifas are terrorist

  Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Antifa the Stupid? No, it's not a story the mainstream order would tell you...

  2020-08-09 02:38

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  1 2 3

  Ah, yes. Swigg*I*ty versus Swigg*E*ty. Definitely needed 123.

  2020-07-27 13:03

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  Ooooo what a rebel

  Neo: *chuckles* Trinity: what did you see? Neo: this one post, it popped up on my feed once, then popped up again. Trinity: that's a repost *runs aggressively*

  2020-07-23 22:05

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  Describe America in one picture

  I live in Oklahoma (one of the most obese states) and there's a Daylight Donuts *literally* butting up against a health food place called Spartan Nutrition.

  2020-07-16 14:54

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  that’s her, she’s the one

  A man can dream

  2020-07-14 14:37

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  What the fuck is wrong with people?

  I thought every culture already had a Kris Kringle / Santa Claus / Santa cum that's their own skin color and thereby already inclusive? Nothing will appease them until Santa is also LGBTQwerty

  2020-07-08 18:13

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  The enemy inside the gates.

  Ivan, get the revolver. It's time to load up a full chamber and give it to them for Russian Die-lette

  2020-06-28 17:31

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  change!

  Woah my phone pulled a sneaky on me and logged me into Facebook by clicking on Memedroid *exits app*

  2020-06-20 22:11

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  This again

  It climbed up to a 4.0? Where are all the Indians who dropped Tik Tok's rating? We need them.

  2020-06-19 20:13

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  Title

  If he's born in '96, he's 24 now.. Did our spidey make it?

  2020-06-17 11:42

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  *Patrick* *Star*

  The left can't meme

  2020-06-11 14:02

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  muh Queen

  Emma Watson after posting the black square on Instagram... And then her audience turned on her for the white border she put around the square.

  2020-06-04 02:21

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  God like pussy

  Yes and amen.

  2020-05-24 21:07

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  Plz like

  Whenever there's a female coworker asking for help too much, I message her and ask her out politely, thus ensuing that she won't respond nor talk to me anymore. Boom! No more helping useless coworkers.

  2020-05-21 23:49

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  M

  For more info, there's a YT channel called Yarnhub that does a quality video about this story.

  2020-05-19 15:13

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  Skibididoudidou

  It has begun

  2020-04-19 03:48

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  Interested applicants may apply! Offer lasts until the pa...

  Any opeh for a dyslexic homie?

  2020-04-08 00:16

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  Dont

  The rebel base got Coronavirus but we saw them buying blasters at the local Walmart? Fire it, m'lord.

  2020-04-05 12:06

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  Yes.

  100% at 22 votes. I see you are persons of culture as well.

  2020-03-17 01:10

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  Offer you can't refuse...

  I went to a gun show today and one of the sellers had 2 rolls of toilet paper (on cable locked) for sale, next to the ammunition.

  2020-03-14 18:48

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  Definitely not stolen

  Blasphemy. Accepting Ultra Lord as your lord and savior is the true way to enlightenment.

  2020-03-09 02:04

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  Dragonbreath Shell Shotgun

  Ah yes, the incendiary shotgun from CoD WWII that only n00bs use. That's me, I'm n00b.

  2020-02-26 22:05

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  An astronomical backfire

  The article describes more and it's hilarious. The paid volunteers would copy-paste and tweet the official wording provided by the campaign to them, which caused Twitter to suspend some of the accounts for spam.

  2020-02-25 19:54

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  I can't stop laughing

  Now this is pod racing.

  2020-02-18 14:14

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  Trans

  They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  2020-02-12 10:33

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  Bless me father

  The two on the left end look like they're happy accepting God's blessing.

  2020-01-18 23:41

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  I do this daily

  I do this with all female figures in my life, including my niece.

  2020-01-18 23:34

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  Let me tell ya 'bout the birds & the bees, and the...

  This is the physical manifestation of sliding into DM's with a smooth line and getting left on read.

  2020-01-02 17:51

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  Smooth as....fuck...

  LEEEEEEROOOY JEEEEEEENKINNNNSS

  2019-12-28 00:21

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  2020 is coming

  I made it 49% Let's get it boys

  2019-12-18 00:05

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  Fun fact: I forgot that he used a semi auto 20 gauge and ...

  *shots fired*

  2019-10-24 03:13

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  TOMAROW IS THE DAY!

  Agreed! One of my favorite jokes is when he and Beans are about to be drowned and Beans swallows the bullet (their plan of escape) and Rango says "She swallowed Plan B!" I realized the joke several years later and broke down laughing.

  2019-09-20 00:42

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  I'll vote for him

  If he makes his own party with blackjack and hookers, I will be joining it.

  2019-09-09 04:13

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  What! But how?

  This assumes that she actually knows where she wants to go eat instead of saying "I don't know..." to her bf. Suspicious.

  2019-05-08 11:17

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  Bob ross

  Memedroid: Posts a meme. Moderation: Nice. Memedroid: *Posts another repost.* Cause every post deserves to have a friend. Moderation: *holding back tears* nice.

  2019-02-06 00:34

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  cool

  I like how there's a code to help humanity reach the moon and yet there's no clear code for men to understand women.

  2019-01-30 18:51

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  feel it

  I'll do it as long as he keeps that smile on his face

  2019-01-07 03:24

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  Good question

  Ah-merry-ka? What's that? I live in 'Merica! *cocks shotgun and shotguns beer*

  2018-12-14 01:03

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  As if my day couldn't get worse

  Love your username. Hey btw communicate with your girl. I'm a little older than you, but can say all my previous relationships could have done better if I had asked them questions about how our relationship was doing. It clears up unspoken stuff.

  2018-11-12 02:58

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  Future dad

  Hi prouder, I'm dad.

  2018-10-30 12:35

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  Get em

  I just picture the bacteria's reaction of being the crying Spider-Man face.

  2018-10-30 12:33

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  Bluescreen of death

  Absolutely حلال

  2018-10-17 01:18

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  on my way to fuck yo girl

  Man's going as fast as my tongue trying to tell my frustrated parents *what* I was doing out so late on a Friday night...

  2018-10-05 00:38

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  Absolutely!

  "Okay, nobody parties but me!" "Yes. And we party." "No!" "Yeah just Rod." "Yes!" "And me." "No!"

  2018-10-01 17:03

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  I’m pooping

  Just moved into a new place last night, went to turn on the WiFi and saw "It Hurts When IP."

  2018-09-30 11:27

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  lamp

  A Bug's Life

  2018-09-29 21:46

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  IT BEGINS

  Can you say August Burns Red's Christmas album Sleddin' Hill?

  2018-09-28 22:46

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  Lil lol :p

  "Here's your food. Enjoy your meal." "Thanks, you too." *Proceeds to think about this for the duration of the meal*

  2018-09-25 18:16

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  wow

  Don't forget blow your load and hit the road

  2018-09-23 01:20

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  spirit

  Same for me too!

  2018-09-11 13:40

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  Funny, but not even close

  After several minutes of consulting a magic 8 ball, sacrificing a plastic action figure, and slowly pronouncing words, I finally realized it gets someone to say: "I am a penis." That's the joke, everyone.

  2018-09-03 02:47

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  No dying today

  "Mr. Santwee didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Santwee didn't want to be saved. And the injury received by Mr. Incredibles *action,* so called, causes him daily pain."

  2018-09-02 11:21

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  Aux Cord

  And I've only got Swedish death metal, folk rock, Arabic pop, and electro swing. With our powers combined, we can summon... Captain Music!

  2018-09-01 03:35

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  Scawy :3

  Google will get you more info, but SCP = "The SCP Foundation is a large organization specializing in containment of anomalous creatures or objects to protect mankind and to study them to create scientific breakthroughs" It's a collaborative writing project

  2018-08-31 23:25

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  russia

  I showed this to my mom. 5 seconds later, she says, "That's a toilet seat... That's Russia, honey. Think higher thoughts."

  2018-08-25 13:44

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  Discovering music like...

  Wild Child - Pillow Talk, if you check it out and don't like it, check out the other songs on the album, they're really catchy and well written.

  2018-08-23 21:21

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  When you tell your parents an illegal history

  "And then Joey was about to smoke... Uh, smoke me in basketball, because he sure can do a layup."

  2018-08-23 11:42

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  I'm sorry kitty GET OUT OV MAH WAY

  Definitely recommended, the monster fights are Jurassic World, the Bible, and anime power poses mixed together.

  2018-08-19 14:00

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  Mark

  Yeah, what happened after he posted the video where he announced someone close to him had died?

  2018-08-19 01:51

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  :) hehe

  Reminds me of the similar boomy kaboomy grenado in Battlefield Bad Company.

  2018-08-14 01:02

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  N U T

  If you press play and pause every few milliseconds, the last few frames are really wobbly, just like when you get drunk in GTA.

  2018-08-13 17:56

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  Why google

  *searches* are traps gay? *first result* Buzzfeed: 17 Disney movies that had a secret gay character. #7 will shock you.

  2018-08-13 17:51

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  Title

  Tried that a few months ago with Chrome and gave up. I glitch the app by clicking on the video at the same time I lock my phone and it will play, though. Then I unlock the phone by opening the camera, then I can use other apps.

  2018-08-08 23:25

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  Chancellor

  I keep a collection of news articles about Muslim terrorists accidentally blowing themselves up. One of the stories was that they took a selfie with the phone used to call the bomb. Kaboomba.

  2018-08-06 02:16

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  Truly

  Pandas are like drunk little children, always trying to climb out of the enclosure or falling out of trees. That job would be stressful.

  2018-08-06 00:12

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  Yee

  >Humans at Kmart Fake >Kmart Gay

  2018-08-06 00:10

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  Yeah...

  Golly, I'm loving every incarnation of these wordplay memes.

  2018-08-05 11:09

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  Angry face

  Oh wow, I recognize this picture. It is/was in my state's Driving handbook, in a subsection on "road rage." Haha.

  2018-07-22 00:48

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  Get fukt

  For anyone wondering, Jenny is a YouTuber who did a 40 minute critique on Solo, meticulously scrutinizing it, while not criticizing the Last Jedi b/c she got flown out to a red carpet screening of it.

  2018-07-06 23:03

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  dongs in a GPS

  In my city, Martin Luther King Dr is one of the primary exits off the highway to downtown, where the white people congest to listen to live classical music and participate in Friday Art Crawls. *Keeps doors unlocked and greets the white police officers*

  2018-07-06 12:38

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  Sexually frustrated 4th grader

  Fill the hole, hole filler.

  2018-07-06 12:25

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  Oh shit...

  100% at 27

  2018-06-11 16:34

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  Hey

  Indeed, you're correct, all death metal bands.

  2018-05-29 12:11

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  Pebis

  This is hit and miss. I worked for Allstate for almost 4 years. They are pretty up front with new customers, and for old, "loyal" customers we can re-write their policy into a newer policy and lower the rate. I've seen home policies drop by $500.

  2018-04-22 12:59

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  The main character's name is Zelda . Change my mind

  I saw a timeline when Breath of the Wild came out, from some website. It said that each games is a take-off if Link loses to or defeats Gannon. They branch off. For instance, Wind Waker is a result of Link losing in a prior game, leading to a sunken Hyrule

  2018-04-18 15:32

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  Activists

  Don't forget she used a handgun so you also can't blame AR-15's

  2018-04-05 15:16

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  tutle

  Someone should remove the Disney logo and replace it with Brazzers for extra lulz

  2018-03-20 12:03

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