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tdsmtx | 2016-08-12 19:00

What a time to be alive

Cat Cats Curling

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tdsmtx | 2014-02-02 21:30

Go Bro...hawks

Homer Football The Simpsons Super Bowl

91% 3055

tdsmtx | 2013-01-08 22:00

Contact congress to oppose Feinstein's proposal please :)

Guns Gun Control 2nd Amendment Second Amendment Obama Feinstein Bill Of Rights Assault Weapons

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tdsmtx | 2013-01-08 21:00

Please contact congress to oppose Feinstein's proposal :)

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Latest comments

Bright antlers in a quiet land
Can you imagine how hard that would be? Antlers shed every season.

2026-01-06 18:29
+4
Bro jumped out a plane
To be fair: Red Bull gives you wings.

2025-12-29 14:10
+2
45 years of rage checks out
Never Back Down

2025-12-17 21:58
+14
High-stress jobs with low-key exits
Not the standard 285/310ft. Towers. The ones like this though... Also, how do you know there's not a road? Usually they make dirt roads for the isolated areas.

2025-12-05 18:14
+2
High-stress jobs with low-key exits
Some towers they absolutely have to have people do that.

2025-12-05 18:12
-3
Google autofill: you want the movie, yes? RIGHT?
I much prefer this over them pretending they don't know what I'm looking for. Finding they don't have it quicker just saves me time.

2025-07-09 12:12
+9
Apparently it's an antenna or whatever..... but that's no...
Ewoks can climb?

2025-05-25 09:04
+1
Brazilian inmates reading books to shave off jail time. N...
One fish, two fish...

2025-04-16 14:40
+5
Kristen Stewart passing the Snow White cringe torch
Not a bad Snow White. Just bad at showing emotions and expressions

2025-03-27 18:19
+10
Title
Nikolas Fernandez, but I'll save you the time. CNN didn't go this far...or...not regarding this, rather. CNN did not use that image on their stories.

2025-03-25 13:02
+6
This is why its called the web
Looks cool. The radiation pattern on those dipole antennas will be terrible, though.

2025-03-16 18:20
0
unmatchable skill
Different kid at the end is unnecessary. You know it's a different kid because the color of the belt changes.

2025-03-13 16:10
+2
Planes 2025 meme
Hercules (2014)

2025-02-20 16:02
0
Episode IV rebel with a spear
Ewoks can climb.

2025-02-18 10:58
+3
dude really sad: get out the way
Legally? Because personally I have no issue with what the guy in the jeep did.

2025-01-22 08:56
+27
Insert
Needs guns.

2024-11-22 11:29
-2
Quick and easy
You're forgetting about portion control. You assume everyone loads the same amount as FPSRussian loaded into his fridge. You can load small amounts, guys.

2024-11-08 10:43
+4
Trump will seek death penalty for this cases
Couldn't that have just been an image?

2024-11-08 10:24
+4
Parachute skills are on point
Nah. That's how you live.

2024-11-07 10:39
+2
She's incorrect
Per the original patent design, she is using her toilet paper holder wrong.

2024-10-17 16:22
+1
Did we win?
Yes, it can be bypassed pretty easily.

2024-09-24 07:40
+1
Did we win?
Terminate the wires to a controller that is a switch (on/off). Bypass the computer altogether. The circuit is on or it is not. Not that complicated. Although, you will have less nuanced control. Although, the point always was, as the other parts commented,

2024-09-24 07:39
+1
Did we win?
You can buy wire. You don't need a computer to turn something on. That's how it's built. That's not how it has to work. Trust me, this stuff worked well before computers and works despite their existence. Mechanical is always mechanical.

2024-09-24 00:19
0
Did we win?
A wire is still a wire at the end of the day. Conduit can bypass programming. You just have to know how to use it.

2024-09-23 23:07
+3
PS5 pro comes with no video games?
+tip really got me

2024-09-13 09:55
+6
The Nicholas Cage effect
Commas become periods and periods become commas. I'm not sure why they do it that way. Or why we do it our way. But that's how it changes.

2024-09-11 14:30
+2
Joe Rogan
UFC 229 Derrick Lewis (The Black Beast) vs Alexander Volkov. This man's knockout power is insane. I always find it funny when someone's grappling him, he conserves his energy, waits, then eventually just wills himself up from any position.

2024-09-05 09:10
+1
no way
Are you sure it isn't an athletic cup? If you are sure, are you sure YOU aren't potentially gay?

2024-08-09 12:59
+5
When I refuse to share gums
The Death of Stalin

2024-06-26 16:33
+2
She's one with the nature
I kinda expected birds to come flying through windows helping people get dressed.

2024-06-21 10:09
+5
Their kids will have fun stories about mom & dad
Those don't have screws as part of the design.

2024-06-14 07:54
+1
Thanks to the background music for making it look like a ...
Never have I ever...

2024-05-06 17:28
+2
*still laughs empirically"
Unfair comparison. Fist is closed. Eagle claw is not. Also, how much bird seed do you think an eagle claw can hold? They're better at grabbing singular items. But again, one is closed, the other is not.

2024-05-03 11:15
+2
Cops
You get it wrong by the car in front not having lights on the entire time to identify yourself.

2024-05-03 11:05
+46
Australia's longest straight road
Well not everyone's grandpa is a baller.

2024-05-02 21:23
+2
Australia's longest straight road
Of course it is. We use MPH. Which is 321 KmH.

2024-05-02 17:52
+3
Tommy is the negotiator
SPOILER ALERT: Actually, Tommy's whole point is it's arrogant to assume everything is for sale. No coin flip occurs.

2024-05-02 16:10
+17
Some enjoy camo..
They're cellular antennas + radios.

2024-04-28 22:18
+9
f
My manager showed me the new Funko pop they had on their desk once. I smacked the shit out of it. Turns out these are not bobble heads. I don't get the point.

2024-04-22 10:06
+2
Maryland bridge meme
To add - it seems like those that fell in were primarily workers. So to the point someone else made - no children.

2024-03-27 15:46
+1
90 minutes??
My CS:GO playtime counts toward my CS2 playtime.

2024-03-27 15:32
0
Hahahaha
It didn't.

2024-03-21 10:52
+1
Hahahaha
It didn't actually happen. Google it.

2024-03-21 10:52
+3
Nostalgia time. BTW, which era would win in a fight?
The Powerpuff Girls came back? Good for them.

2024-03-10 15:56
+1
sigh
Search "Cop resigns after mistaking falling acorn for gunshot, firing at unarmed suspect in patrol car" on YouTube. New York Post has a good video of the incident.

2024-02-16 16:51
+3
sigh
Search "Cop resigns after mistaking falling acorn for gunshot, firing at unarmed suspect in patrol car" on YouTube. New York Post has a good video of the incident.

2024-02-16 16:50
+3
htsevsq23c
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED by Gladiator?

2024-02-13 15:58
0
Resume meme
What if we had safety indidents...?

2024-01-10 10:47
0
Star Wars now
Stabbing is from the show: Ahsoka Mole man is a character from The Simpsons

2023-11-20 21:20
+1
A year should have 13 months
And now we both know. Which is half the battle.

2023-11-02 08:19
+2
A year should have 13 months
Nope. 10 prior. We renamed some as well.

2023-11-02 07:26
0
A year should have 13 months
Doubtful. We used to have 10 months. Then Caesar decided we should add two and name them to pay tribute. And we couldn't just add them at the end - they've gotta be summer months. This is the reason we have July (Julius) and August (Augustus).

2023-11-01 09:18
+2
Yessiirr they deserve it
Also, I want to point out that bees like to smother hornets to kill them. They vibrate over their target with an abundance of bees so that the hornet overheats and dies.

2023-09-23 11:19
+11
Blueprints
No he didn't. He added numbers in places there were none before.

2023-09-22 19:07
+3
yep
Leopards only weigh like...60 pounds.

2023-09-14 16:44
+2
Title
That's just because they didn't use Saul Goodman.

2023-08-16 10:10
+15
Title
Saul good, man.

2023-08-16 08:38
+36
I'm going to become the Joker
Well played.

2023-07-20 12:12
+1
Modern problems call for modern solutions
I remember a post where they joked about their recovery time. It was something like: site gets DDoSd - 12 hours. Site gets servers seized - 24 hours. Admin gets a cold - 48 hours.

2023-07-19 08:25
+1
Yellow submarine
There was a commercial submersible vehicle that went to go look at the Titanic wreckage (underwater tourism). A couple days ago it was late to return. There was less than 96 hours of oxygen left in the vehicle when it was reported. This was a few days ago.

2023-06-21 10:48
+4
Yellow submarine
I'm honestly kind of surprised how long it took for me to see a meme about this.

2023-06-21 09:24
+13
Oop!! Bamboozled again
Yeonmi Park. And yes, as others have said, it's a JRE interview. I rather enjoyed some of her stories. I mean - they're awful. But you learn a lot about some of the experiences North Koreans have to go through due to their 'Supreme Leader'.

2023-06-17 18:34
+8
You are here for a reason
"Do it for her" -Homer Simpson

2023-06-14 19:10
+3
that's it, back to Winnipeg
Go crazy?

2023-04-26 10:16
+9
Don't give in
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

2023-04-24 21:11
+1
Where will you go smoke your weed at now?
It's a very common playground style. Looks identical to one I played on in Michigan.

2023-04-24 10:52
+7
Fuck around
Looks like the person is okay after finding a longer video. Fiji tiger shark attack 2019

2023-04-21 14:57
+3
The peak
I remember putting C4 on a jet ski, riding it up a wave it a storm, launching it off the wave, and blowing up my C4, the jet ski, and a helicopter, all at the same time. Great game.

2023-04-09 13:53
0
o
Why is there a comma?

2023-03-29 09:21
+3
Goals
Malcolm in the middle is correct. Specifically, S6E2, Buseys run away.

2023-03-21 21:31
+7
Oh well
Spells like that, you have to want to use. You have to feel the hate.

2023-02-21 07:58
+4
Opinion of Sam Adams?
Any. But I've had plenty of good non-Sam Oktoberfests. Like Imperial Dragonhosen Oktoberfest. Really I like a good lager. But most lagers are cheap and taste like water.

2023-01-25 18:12
0
Opinion of Sam Adams?
Boston Lager is my go-to beer. Unless I can get Oktoberfest.

2023-01-25 17:53
+7
AI: Salmon in the river
We can't know this based on that. Ideally, the AI would be better with use. Maybe it error-corrected already.

2023-01-09 16:13
+3
Not the powers we want but the powers we need
3 allows you into locked areas.

2023-01-03 08:12
+1
microwave
Without it when you flush the toilet the tank will not be able to fill back up to its normal level with water. You will be unable to flush whatever is in the toilet.

2023-01-03 08:04
+4
Title
*Boba

2023-01-01 19:29
0
This is the border according to Americans
I grew up in Northern Michigan. To me both sides of the border are the same.

2022-12-30 08:12
-1
Sometimes you just gotta vibe
Corpse was the wrong word choice on my part. 'The body. Is it dead?'

2022-11-30 17:47
0
Sometimes you just gotta vibe
It's about the thought of them as no longer a living person, but rather an object, a corpse. I can absolutely see people using that word not thinking about anything gender related at all.

2022-11-28 17:59
+3
Gamer memes
Maybe it's a mario party game where an unconventional grip makes more sense for the motion required. I doubt it very much but...I want to believe in humanity if possible.

2022-11-23 14:24
+10
Wahmen.
Hold on a second: what did the guy on the train just do?

2022-11-23 10:36
0
chonk
I almost feel like the left could have had a third sauce if adjusted right.

2022-11-18 17:44
+1
Dwayne is Rocking this Johnson
It's not just a rock...it's a boulder.

2022-11-10 10:06
0
Time flies
Ain't nobodies business but the Turks.

2022-11-09 13:40
+2
Keeping it petty
Bet they spent more time researching that project than the entire rest of that class combined

2022-11-08 17:23
+2
fall of done
Too soon.

2022-10-27 11:39
+1
oooooo
Spoopy?

2022-10-04 14:21
+2
Making it real easy
Why the third cha?

2022-10-02 13:08
+2
Gator
Gator was clearly never looking at the fish.

2022-09-29 19:53
0
No pain no gain
My my

2022-09-24 11:08
0
Black russians
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

2022-09-17 12:10
+7
This is a pretty nervous guy
To...pet it? I unno seems pretty obvious to me.

2022-09-15 11:59
+1
Insert
The bull may have kicked once slapped in the ass - but in this case he kicked because of the guy in the striped shirt (not the guy who got kicked).

2022-09-09 17:55
+8
The BMW of power
Where I'm from they wouldn't cancel school because of snow. You just deal with it. They cancelled it when it was so cold the gas tanks on the buses freeze and can't start. Give me heated seats, damnit!

2022-09-04 16:08
0
Beep beep sidewalk people
The way it logically should be. There could be multiple passengers in the vehicle. Pedestrians can maneuver easier than a vehicle at high speeds. But also, in a world with better and better automation - it was probably the pedestrian did something wrong.

2022-08-30 19:39
0
School lunch
Mac?

2022-08-22 17:01
+2
4th of July
But fireworks are usually a lot cheaper than rifles! Can't I leave some chaw instead?

2022-07-04 08:31
+1
Title
Allegri’s Miserere for the curious.

2022-06-24 18:08
+11
Immovable object
It's like that table from GTA that always ended my vigilante missions...

2022-06-20 16:41
+4

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