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  AI be like actually the Titanic pool was dry

  

  2025-06-06 19:52

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  dongs in a film

  

  2025-06-06 19:46

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  happened to me once or twice

  The internet has always been that way

  2025-05-25 09:30

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  yes that white

  Up until this moment i had heard of sparkling vampires and was aware it was a thing but was happy to say ive never seen one, thanks for ruining that you fuck ass. Id be more mad but at least you made a funny

  2025-05-23 20:00

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  Wakey wakey.

  Its still more shocking to me that people dont realize this till they are grown adults

  2025-05-14 08:26

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  mein-something

  Reminds me of when i was a teenager, my friends all tried to get me to take another friends adhd meds like they had saying it would get you cracked out and i said no, but eventually succumbed to the peer pressure and this was what happened

  2025-05-01 09:01

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  When the interview turns into a riddle and you fail

  No, they are saying that everything that they give an honest answer to gets a response like that. Meaning they are constantly made to feel like they are wrong for just being who they are

  2025-04-25 20:05

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  Me watching dad win poker cause I don’t know the rules

  Use the game to learn, red dead redemption was how i learned to play liars dice

  2025-04-25 20:00

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  yes

  Wow thats better than what i was thinking, which was stab yourself with the pencil and mark the yes in blood…. I think i might need professional help

  2025-04-25 19:55

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  If it's not from Mt. Doom, it's just sparkling despair

  Ah a waynes world joke, i see you are a man of culture as well

  2025-04-25 08:11

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  People in 1830 drank like every week was their last

  See im not an alcoholic, im just an old soul with an old mind set

  2025-04-25 08:09

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  thank you my love

  Maybe its just a coincidence, but it seems to me like disney is making a lot of different decisions than they would have when biden was president

  2025-04-23 08:39

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  Pizza air bubbles got me fighting for my life out here

  Those bubbles arent even that bad, just watch it and poke it with a fork or a skewer or something

  2025-04-09 09:07

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  Only real art connoisseurs will recognize these masterpieces

  The best paintings i have ever seen in my life

  2025-04-09 09:02

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  wiping boogers on bill burr

  But he still makes fun of all sides so people who are cucks for their party, or are just closed minded to different opinions in general, will hate him and cry when its their turn on the chopping block

  2025-03-28 21:25

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  Roasted and fully loaded, with extra garlic & bacon

  I liked the de wanna wanga one

  2025-03-22 10:08

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  Just picked up my boy from the groomers, he means busines...

  Is that a weiner retriever?

  2025-03-21 19:26

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  Title

  Exactly, the settlers still migrated here from somewhere else right

  2025-03-20 19:54

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  Setting the table

  Hes probably just sad cause he realized hes retarded

  2025-03-15 10:29

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  "Oh its beautiful"

  I swear people who grew up with the internet are too easily impressed as adults by the shit that those of us who grew up without the internet did everyday just to have a little entertainment as kids

  2025-03-14 19:21

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  Dr Claw's face

  Its still only half his face though, i remember hearing that in elementary school and i played the shit out of that game till i beat it and i was cool bit still a little disappointing

  2025-03-10 08:24

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  Choose wisely

  Yes, choose wisely is clearly bait for those easily confused

  2025-03-05 19:40

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  I have 3 more books to read

  People might recognize this if they werent too stupid to understand how roundabouts work in the first place

  2025-03-05 09:05

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  For dressing like a whore

  Oh my god thats digusting, where?

  2025-03-04 02:40

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  False

  Isnt it directly though? And not eventually

  2025-03-01 10:03

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  You are living in a dystopia

  I know its not but this seems like a scene from videodrome, long live the new flesh!

  2025-03-01 10:00

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  Disneyland time

  Its cause theyre free but its still stupid, they could wait till theyre like two and a half or so so they are still free and maybe have some memories of it

  2025-02-28 14:37

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  IdK

  Is that robert downey jr?

  2025-02-27 19:29

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  Appeared on the cover

  The disney plus credits ones are the best

  2025-02-24 13:19

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  interestingly interesting

  We live in such a scripted country that the parodies have become the reality

  2025-02-21 09:58

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  Armageddon fun fact

  I never remember owen wilson was in this movie

  2025-02-20 09:05

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  You want a toe? I can get you a toe

  Does anybody know what the movie is really about? Dont say the rug youre wrong

  2025-02-15 20:12

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  pick-up master

  As soon as he put ketchup on there i would have thrown up all over the table and got up and walked away

  2025-02-12 09:09

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  Relaxing

  I guess i just liked how more was revealed as the movies went on, and again how parts were revisited and tied into the whole thing

  2025-02-09 13:31

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  My friend made this after I told him I would not start a ...

  Make a triumphant video, then you can get eddie van halen to teach you how to play

  2025-02-08 15:57

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  Feel attacked by this

  Im not quite 40 but im still old enough that when people talk about a famous person referred to ‘the game’ i think of this guy right here and i still have no idea who else they might be talking about

  2025-02-08 14:25

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  Relaxing

  I thought it was a great series personally, a bit over the top with the torture in a lot of cases obviously but still a great story, one year in october i watched the whole movie set and thought it was pretty cool how it all ties together

  2025-02-08 12:00

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  Indeed I am a Jedi

  That and at the time the jedi were believed to be completely wiped out, and there werent many that had seen jedi in person even before that, especially in the outer rim territories. So most people have always been going off of rumors and legends that get passed around, i mean even when anakin insinuates qui gon is a jedi theres some questioning to his tone

  2025-02-07 09:28

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  law nowadays is stupid

  Not at all or just not until they recover any evidence from it?

  2025-02-07 09:19

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  "Keep My Sons Head Castle Out Of Your F*king Mouth!"

  Clever

  2025-02-07 09:04

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  Ultimate border control!

  Mexicans love DBZ

  2025-02-06 22:38

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  Fantastic Four female silver surfer meme

  I heard it wasnt gonna be norrin radd but a different version altogether, not sure if that makes it better or worse

  2025-02-05 08:29

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  yeah

  I remember this but not what its from, some theater message about being quiet i suppose

  2025-02-05 08:24

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  Appropriate

  I used to do this with groundhog day and christmas story was my inspiration, it makes more sense doing it with groundhog day

  2025-02-04 03:12

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  Carnage meme

  How dare you do carnage like that

  2025-02-01 09:51

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  Almost there..

  Whats the truck for? To illustrate that people who just whine and bitch all the time tend to drive trucks?

  2025-01-31 08:20

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  How was your day? Men: It was good

  Fun fact: we dont like hearing every detail, its annoying and it wastes time. Short and sweet thats all it needs to be, thats why guys respond that way, we dont want to annoy you like you annoy us

  2025-01-29 09:03

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  just take a look in my eyes

  “If i knew for a fact i had to live another life after this, id kill myself right now” - Bender Bending Rodriguez

  2025-01-16 14:07

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  Goyims keep Seething over the truth.

  And the parodies of society, stuff like simpsons and as things advance futurama, or even GTA, have become reality in the same way idiocracy is becoming a documentary

  2025-01-13 19:44

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  gta6

  Makes me think of how when i bought the airport in san andreas and was learning to fly and kept failing cause i was playing on a keyboard and the flow just didnt feel right, anyways i was listening to the rock station and it played tom petty running down a dream the whole time

  2025-01-10 17:00

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  Metal and Rock

  Now do all the sub genres for the metal side

  2025-01-09 00:25

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  Lunar new year

  Yeah for that matter why do they have their own language or alphabet, how dare they why dont they get with the program, you know what really pisses me off? The fact they have their own food and moon cakes exist in the first place!

  2025-01-04 10:49

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  Lunar new year

  Exactly, the result wasnt an italianized america, well i guess it was but it was from americanizing the italians that came here if that makes sense … basically what im trying to say is what your saying is why people who say they love thai food for instance find out they dont actually like thai food when they go to thailand

  2025-01-04 10:45

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  Don’t let the door hitcha….

  Or david bowies drummer boy or that where is christmas song from the grinch

  2024-12-28 10:53

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  but... why...

  Seriously what kind of retard does that

  2024-12-27 12:24

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  The sun at the same time during the 365 days of the year

  Always thought that was cool how he made this calendar in cast away

  2024-12-27 10:09

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  Arte

  I feel like it should also be fighting another one

  2024-12-23 20:38

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  Meme metallica

  I always heard it as, Gimme cheese Gimme fries Gimme cake and apple pies

  2024-12-21 09:51

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  name one

  That whole rockabilly fad was just for gay cowboys who wanted to feel cool

  2024-12-21 05:09

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  Sorry I m late

  90s would have been like new kids or boys 2 men, backstreet was 2000s and i dont know the rest but im sure theyre wrong too

  2024-12-20 19:26

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  Yeah that checks out.

  Dooku: Jedi lost

  2024-12-20 19:21

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  Libertarians

  Very true, other countries certainly have their version of getting duped by the government as well

  2024-12-20 14:30

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  Libertarians

  Its like americans dont know that a wolf in sheeps clothing is, so theyll (most people here anyways) just keep blaming democrats and continue to give rinos a leg to stand on

  2024-12-20 13:58

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  Libertarians

  If you mean what we look like on the way to throw people who need laws like age of consent to know that what theyre doing is wrong in wood chippers then yeah

  2024-12-20 09:10

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  Corn is mystery

  

  2024-12-20 08:36

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  love this garage home design

  I hope they do

  2024-12-20 08:31

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  Hey now

  I love when randall gets in the argument about whats the better trilogy in clerks two

  2024-12-20 08:26

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  Gay

  

  2024-12-19 19:39

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  Gay

  

  2024-12-19 02:25

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  yeah

  In gta online there was a kid with a whiny voice that would not stop talking, so i got a plane and found him on the map and tried to crash into him, i missed but then he was like ‘whoa!!! hot damn a plane almost crashed into me what the hell, you all are crazy out there is everyone ok!?” And i laughed and decided well hes having a good time, i dont need to continue

  2024-12-17 14:08

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  let's start wars

  this makes me think of the description of the christmas tree from metalocalypse, but yes thank you

  2024-12-16 17:14

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  let's start wars

  Wow theres hope, youre starting to get it, i believe in you, youre almost there just make that last leap

  2024-12-16 11:11

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  virus

  Definitely had those first two files

  2024-12-16 09:01

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  18+ Donald

  “Morally” uptight people that cant take a joke

  2024-12-15 11:27

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  let's start wars

  Again its the principal, i have plenty of money and id rather not waste it, im not sure you know what budgeting means, if you think it means not wasting money on things you dont need so you can waste it on things you want, then you should make better financial decisions

  2024-12-15 11:23

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  let's start wars

  Its the principal not the money, but they are way more expensive than that where i live, almost a hundred bucks for like a normal six footer and almost two hundred for a like a nine or ten footer which is what i have

  2024-12-14 15:39

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  let's start wars

  I cant even remember the last time i went to mcdonalds, the fake tree is me budgeting stupid. Why would i spend money on something like that every year when i can buy one once and then have more money to buy real food or gifts for my family?

  2024-12-14 11:30

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  let's start wars

  Yeah lets spend waaay to much money on yard waste every year when were already struggling to get by, that seems like the right thing to do

  2024-12-14 10:23

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  WHY

  Yeah when did a hyphenated word become two words with a dash

  2024-12-14 05:36

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  New breed of pointer

  What pretty pittys they are

  2024-12-14 05:10

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  Noooo

  Whats the difference?

  2024-12-14 04:36

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  Transphobic?

  Just because youre not cowering in fear doesnt mean youre not afraid, youre afraid of what of what will happen if they get their way, and you should be. But as the saying goes bravery is not the absence of fear its overcoming it, so stay brave my friends, there may be battles won here and there but this is not a war they will win

  2024-12-14 04:34

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  lol

  He look a like a man

  2024-12-14 04:22

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  Tat

  I dont want to live on this planet anymore

  2024-12-13 19:23

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  Manhood

  Dizzy dies though so doesnt he still end up with carmen?

  2024-12-12 08:27

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  Guess I'm not a master lockpicker

  The point is doing it without looking first, if you to look its like using the key instead of picking the lock

  2024-12-12 08:24

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  Guess I'm not a master lockpicker

  I guess im just a novice cause id say i get it right about 30 percent of the time first try

  2024-12-11 20:08

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  ah shit

  Young hearts will run free

  2024-12-10 09:04

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  Oof

  I enjoyed watching that part so much

  2024-12-10 08:26

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  Don’t ask questions, kid

  The toys from santa are just there unwrapped, stop failing as a parent

  2024-12-06 02:09

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  ERRRR

  This is the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

  2024-12-06 02:05

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  memes become art

  Its beautiful!

  2024-11-27 19:28

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  If you're so prolife then why aren't you a socialist huh?...

  How?

  2024-11-26 08:19

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  TGIF!

  Its beautiful

  2024-11-22 09:11

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  Christmas music meme

  Yeah i was like wow hilarious you basically said her first line in the movie

  2024-11-22 08:41

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  Guys I liked the second season of the Rings of Power

  I think they mean bad morally, sure something may be “bad” or generally disliked statistically, but that doesnt make somebody wrong for liking it

  2024-11-22 08:40

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  Sportsball

  People like to act superior because of their interests versus others, and sometimes this is the reason, “oh you like that? Thats just to keep you complacent and in the dark” but i guarantee you if you like anything they will use it against you

  2024-11-22 08:34

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  Christmas music meme

  Its funny you mention Dolly, have you seen smoky mountain christmas?

  2024-11-21 19:56

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  Insert

  Ive seen it a lot elsewhere too but im one of the idiots that still laughs every time i hear it

  2024-11-20 20:04

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  Minor health issue meme

  So still having headaches but they havent been as bad the last week or so, i got a ct scan yesterday and the results i was emailed seem to say everything is normal, but im still waiting on the doctor to go over it

  2024-11-20 19:37

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