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  Haha jokes on me

  Emma, she's a liar. You can get that D.

  2022-04-03 17:17

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  Wholesome af

  Bullshit. That guy will have your back as much as your momma.

  2022-04-03 17:15

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  I drank too much

  "Ran into"

  2022-04-03 01:43

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  the irs wouldn’t surprise me

  "Hi IRS. I am the US Treasury, and I brought my friend Department of Agriculture with me. So sorry his bro Social Security Administration couldn't make it"

  2022-04-02 08:38

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  Where the hoes at?

  Please be real

  2022-03-29 22:01

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  Cute puppers!

  I had a 4ft tall crane try to fight itself in windows like this at an old office years ago. It was kinda messed up, tbh.

  2022-03-20 21:25

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  Same

  It's so he can leave her at 200mph

  2022-03-19 03:44

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  Welcome to the church of the stunned chicken

  I thought it looked familiar..it's the slow strip between st pete beach and Caddy's

  2022-03-11 18:16

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  xdd

  When Ragnar throws you a peace sign ...

  2022-03-07 18:06

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  Nuns exploding n sheet

  I find them both equally laughable....to each their own, no harm no foul. But I wouldn't let the alleged teachings of any magical sky wizard dictate my wardrobe, even if I did believe in them.

  2022-03-07 17:48

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  Lmao. This shit gets funnier by the hour.

  *Children under 18 must get their parent's permission before purchasing and operating the go far bang pole*

  2022-03-04 23:58

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  It is real

  I'd be interested in seeing the giant potatoe's amenities for the stay. Beer and fire pit? Roasting potatoes? Sounds fun

  2022-03-03 22:18

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  True story

  Cool Sport Rush is blue Gatorade

  2022-03-03 17:28

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  Title

  You should definitely steer clear of this one, mate. He's a nasty little one with a bad temper.

  2022-02-27 11:27

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  That’s fucking adorable

  The good sniffing was about to start at the end when the dog jumped on that bench- you see that other dog starting to get nose to ass.

  2022-02-12 20:07

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  WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BLIND

  See, then they down vote comments with facts that they don't like. They hate being proved wrong, but it happens all the time. Like this thread, for example. Calm down, children. Your dream world can live on in your head.

  2022-02-12 00:01

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  WTF does “objectionably reasonable” mean?!

  I don't see the problem here. She was a trump supporter, right?

  2022-02-11 23:44

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  This guy has so many drop mic moments.

  Getting rich of gullible right wingers.. PT Barnum would be proud.

  2022-02-11 23:43

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  WHY ARE PEOPLE SO BLIND

  No there were 168 million registered voters in 2020. The right likes to make horrible memes like this and lie about numbers for propaganda purposes, because they don't understand how statistics actually work. Then get defensive about misinformation. Morons

  2022-02-11 23:36

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  Journalism

  Old man, you're dealing with a bunch of right wing children on this app. They got their dad's old 4x4 when he got a "new used" one and they think being conservative is good. You can't debate brainwashed people. They down vote truth they don't like.

  2022-02-11 23:04

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  Yes

  Tell me you're gullible without telling me you're gullible. Like every other kid who thinks they know it all on this app. Your ignorance is your bliss. Enjoy!

  2022-02-08 20:57

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  Yes

  You're ignorant. He contributed along with 100s of other doctors who now think he's a quack job bilking gullible anti-science morons for money, which is right. He's an outcast, not credible in his own field. His peers laugh at him. Buy that snake oil!

  2022-02-08 11:21

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  i bet someone would have been jumping down your throat ba...

  Cdc was started in 1954 to help move science forward and stop companies from paying for science to fit their needs. This meme is blatantly wrong. And people who reject modern medical science are simply fucking stupid. Reject it until you need it..

  2022-02-08 09:10

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  Yes

  dR. rOBeRt mAlOnE Fucking moron...

  2022-02-08 08:59

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  Will u b mine? Oh. Ok, that's cool...

  I'll admit I stole this, but it's funny af and wanted to share a good laugh.

  2022-02-05 17:03

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  God's plan

  I'm just speaking in general. If you live to an old age free of other diseases by chance, eventually you will get some form of cancer that would take you out.

  2022-02-02 01:28

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  God's plan

  Everyone would/will eventually die of cancer if that lived long enough and nothing else took them out first. That's a nature fact.

  2022-02-01 21:23

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  First 2 comments must be racist

  is a monster. A murderer. And his extremist zealots are the same. Preach peace and love, but kill and condemn any who disagree. You're fundamentalist beliefs hold less merit than beliefs in Zeus or Buddha or any other god. You are brainwashed, assclown.

  2022-01-30 18:00

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  First 2 comments must be racist

  Great. We see you've been properly indoctrinated. You know everything. You and jebus are bffs. Stop fucking preaching to everyone like you know it all- no one does. No religion does. They fight and kill each other bc they all think they're right. Your god

  2022-01-30 17:57

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  Of course they did

  China: Rule number one- do not talk about the Chinese alternate ending of Fight Club. And don't talk about the club, either. Idk, I've got murders to commit.

  2022-01-30 17:46

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  Oh no

  Having to click 16 squares to clear a captcha is just ridiculous.

  2022-01-28 16:42

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  Solder on

  Memes never die.. *music* Eminem: I can hear the drummer drumming

  2022-01-28 16:36

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  Don't worry I will find a way

  "I can charge 13 cell phones at once in my hut"

  2022-01-28 16:33

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  This sign fail explains why Elk city is a bird sanctuary.

  "There Back" That's why you make minimum wage.

  2022-01-28 14:53

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  Good

  That begs the question- Do transformers think it's ok for a furry to think they're an animal? If so, are they entitled to human rights, or animal rights?

  2022-01-28 12:53

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  Good

  

  2022-01-28 12:52

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  Good doggo

  Dog 1,000,000,000,000x greater than anything she'll ever record

  2022-01-28 12:50

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  Death stick.

  "hlp"

  2022-01-26 23:58

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  If I loot your store, but I identify as a protester...

  Is a tranny's doctor a transformer?

  2022-01-25 23:54

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  Gorillas hate rain so you know this dude goin through it ...

  Thanks man. Unfortunately, we have an appointment to have her put down in the morning. When the tail wags stop, the quality of life is gone. This is the only legitimately bad thing about dog ownership, but all the good times kick it to the side.

  2022-01-24 20:13

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  Read their shirts

  It's hard for them to flame a black family doing something their racists asses would never consider. Looks bad for scumbags to dog on good people, and shows it's about being a good person, not skin color. They're in denial rn.

  2022-01-24 16:56

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  Read their shirts

  .. .

  2022-01-24 16:56

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  Gorillas hate rain so you know this dude goin through it ...

  We adopted a 10yr old boxer 3 years ago from a lady who couldn't keep her due to a medical emergency. I think tonight may be her last night with us. She's not eaten in 2 days and isn't doing well. I'm comforting her right now.

  2022-01-24 01:45

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  Typical

  Why would pants be preferred in rain anyway? That's just more wet, heavy clothing that uncomfortable all day. At least he can dry off his legs.

  2022-01-24 01:37

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  Read their shirts

  Probably gonna get that, or his ass kicked growing up- I can't imagine there's an in between.

  2022-01-24 01:35

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  NC have nothing but rednecks and crackheads and neither a...

  People in the mountains of western nc stay home, or drive extra safe in it. There aren't guardrails over here. Most of those cars in the ditches here have Florida tags or some other state. AWD is necessary.

  2022-01-23 16:56

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  Fuck me right?

  He's a fatty. Beautiful.

  2022-01-23 16:51

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  Yer a back-pokin' snake, and by God you'll die like one!

  I loved this movie when it came out as a kid. It's the only movie I've seen in a theater more than once while it was showing, and only movie I've watched uncountable times since like A Christmas Story.

  2022-01-21 18:33

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  Hmph

  It takes a special kind of stupid to believe in astrology.

  2022-01-19 12:45

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  Chocolate conflict

  If you like brewed coffee instead of just pouring ground beans directly into your mouth, then you like water more than coffee.

  2022-01-19 12:26

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  What a guy for inspiration.

  Because he's smart...really smart. I went to school with him at fsu back in the day- he had waayyy better grades than me.

  2022-01-18 15:34

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  Justice!

  If they hit like a man, they fall like a man. Otherwise hands off of women.

  2022-01-17 23:56

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  No more boops!!!

  I always found it interesting how other reptiles with a similar sized head could remove a finger or cause pretty serious cuts, but frog bites are just like "ehh.."

  2022-01-17 22:59

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  Dracula and his minions are at Large

  Careful, too many Jesus freaks on this app to comment anything anti religious without getting the hate. You should've referenced Islam so the racists could agree, but "religion" includes theirs and they get butt hurt.

  2022-01-17 13:27

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  Oh dear god lol

  Tried to link a study for you. Basically, it affects immune system but there's VERY limited data, it may help in some ways but hurt in others. But again, but enough info to say it's "harmful", just "this may go up, that may go down" pieces of studies.

  2022-01-14 16:26

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  Oh well

  She was newly single, and ready to have a wild fling to free herself sexually and spiritually. Now she's sad. And lonely.

  2022-01-14 16:20

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  Oh dear god lol

  No, it doesn't.

  2022-01-14 00:36

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  Yeah.. he's got a point

  "I'll fuck you up!" ***loses fight to wet paper bag***

  2022-01-10 16:24

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  not the heckin birderino!!

  Government drone trying to steal his dna.

  2022-01-08 23:41

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  It wasn't a commercial chain selling discounted goods it ...

  should be $3.53

  2022-01-08 15:39

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  All the scientists agree. [wait here are some...] Like we...

  No, was 1 guy on a large team that worked on it. He didn't create it. And his peers think he's gone mad. Js

  2022-01-03 23:15

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  All the scientists agree. [wait here are some...] Like we...

  Careful! Lots of right wing kids here who buy into that stuff that you're going to offend. I risk down votes simply warning you.

  2022-01-03 23:13

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  This man a hero

  "But that 9th guy was a true Asshole. Let him burn." -the Hero

  2022-01-01 10:10

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  3x shot doesn't work

  It was never sold that way. That was bs the right made up in their propaganda parade, like all the other bullshit they claim.

  2021-12-29 10:45

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  3x shot doesn't work

  The vaccine does what it is supposed to do. 40% of the population refused and made a cesspool for mutations then act like they know more than scientist, but don't realize that were a huge part of the problem. It's all fucking stupid.

  2021-12-28 18:05

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  We need more of her kind

  Drunk Driving for Dummies

  2021-12-27 23:22

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  isnt it?

  Men have it worse- they have to deal with a child AND a woman.

  2021-12-27 15:10

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  I bet she did

  Trying to figure out who she blames for being so disgusting

  2021-12-21 16:04

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  Let me in! Let me innnn!

  New listing agent as buyer shows them the video: '5.5 million dollar luxury home, complete with the industry's most impregnable personal home security gate for your...aww fuck it.'

  2021-12-13 03:17

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  CHAD

  Anyone can complain about anything, happens all the time.

  2021-12-10 11:55

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  CHAD

  That should be the case but you know the world we live in now...some Karen would file a complaint about it.

  2021-12-10 00:47

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  CHAD

  He'll get accused of price gouging ...

  2021-12-09 19:36

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  Title

  Most dmvs don't go with that any more if its not a junker, they'll use kbb value and tax you anyway. Better to say it's messed up and you paid $200, give them 15$ for tax and be done with it.

  2021-12-03 13:22

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  title

  Why is that funny to you?

  2021-12-02 11:33

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  title

  I have mine on an lc9. Cheffers here wouldn't be laughing from 10-25ft watching me shoot from the hip with it.

  2021-12-02 11:32

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  tumblr is crazy

  Assassins creed- 1st time plaguing..I'd used all my ammo, hit a save point...next up, horse/barrel run on load up, no bullets to shoot barrels, and no way to get ammo. I quit playing the game forever.

  2021-12-01 16:19

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  Why must dragons be so difficult!

  Turtles, snakes, and iguanas are less effort than a fish, imo.

  2021-12-01 16:12

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  title

  I sight my pistol's laser for a certain range, about 10-25ft, and I shoot just fine outside that range. It's an enhancement, not a crutch.

  2021-12-01 16:09

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  Fucking snobs

  True, but knowledge of the product doesn't make them the one to set the bar on what is good or bad, per se. Taste is subjective, you might hate their favorite wine, doesn't make you wrong.

  2021-12-01 16:00

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  Fucking snobs

  As Penn and Teller say, A wine is good if you like it. Just like a mattress. Inflated prices for varieties and brands are for suckers. You like what you like, regardless of someone else's opinion.

  2021-12-01 15:59

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  welcome to the hardware wars Karen, late as usual

  I started with Pong on a neighbor's tv in the 70s.. Then got Atari 2600 as a kid in the 80s. All the early games were garbage until Nintendo came, tbh. They were fun, but Nintendo changed the gaming world.

  2021-12-01 15:52

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  10th Amendment

  But Congress is corrupt and finds loopholes, like with weed and drugs. Interstate commerce act says they basically can do wtf ever they wish even without being given the constitutional authority.

  2021-11-28 21:24

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  SLAVA UKRAYINI!!!

  Grumpasaurus: 50% uncle Dad, 50% aunt Mom

  2021-11-28 21:21

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  A calculated risk

  I grew up swimming and skiing on lakes with alligators. They avoid you unless some fucktard has fed them before. Not really a concern tbh if you are aware of them.

  2021-11-26 12:15

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  It’s time

  How many feet is that in American?

  2021-11-26 11:43

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  Dropping off horrible people

  G. TFO

  2021-11-22 14:23

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  How to resolve a domestic dispute

  Guys who throw their hands up like that in a fight have a 100% chance of getting the shit kicked out of them.

  2021-11-22 14:20

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  Women vs. men

  Those are alligators, not crocodiles.

  2021-11-20 15:10

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  summons shit

  Snek

  2021-11-18 01:50

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  absolutely halal mode

  Who cares..fuck'em

  2021-11-18 01:46

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  I’m not a psychopath

  D. The Power button

  2021-11-16 12:10

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  Dont forget the safety goggles

  Well there are a lot of fucking idiots in high schools, so....

  2021-11-16 12:03

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  But damn it feels Soo good

  

  2021-11-11 04:38

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  loading screen

  Nice. I miss the area, but 47 years in Florida was enough. The NC mountains are much better.

  2021-11-09 03:45

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  N

  Imagine waking up, looking into the mirror and seeing that, and saying to yourself, "This. This is how I want to appear in the world. " Seems mental illness is lurking....

  2021-11-08 23:53

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  Le gun

  I replaced the None of the government's business with a laser None of the government's business, and decreased the required pull pressure of the None of the government's business so my None of the government's business works better.

  2021-11-08 23:24

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  hmm yes alarm clock

  Depends how you use it.

  2021-11-08 23:12

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  Yaint gawt enny suga, honey?

  Wrong. Yain't = you ain't Ya'ain't = ya'll ain't

  2021-11-08 23:09

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  loading screen

  This sign is from a road a little west of Tallahassee. It was there when I was in college at FSU in the 90s. I used to pass it on a back road on the way to an outdoor shooting range in the Apalachicola National Forest.

  2021-11-08 22:44

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  Hair style

  Ford Escort is the shit

  2021-11-08 22:36

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