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  ain't no way bruh

  Hey, calling pineapple on pizza morally wrong is really harsh dude

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  Guards His Wallet But NOT Ours

  Sounds fiscally responsible to me, I'd trust him with your money.

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  One sip of coffee and the poop wakes up like bonjour

  Is that dog more HD than usual or AI?

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  Contractor hopped in the cabinet like it’s a trust fall

  Finally some cupboards to reclaim counter space & store my oompa loompas when not in use

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  Contractor hopped in the cabinet like it’s a trust fall

  OSHA would lose their fucking minds if they saw this

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  My workout routine: knees, toes, repeat

  You'll make some foot fetishist very happy one day

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  Bard flirting with a dragon after 3 beers like he’s Romeo

  Who's the hot nun? Asking for a friend

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  "Floral design" is way cooler when you mean DNA splicing

  A cloud in the brutalist architectural style would just be a huge concrete slab hovering over people that could fall at any moment.

  2025-05-17 14:42

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  Shitpost

  Like how grandma was a freak lmao

  2025-05-17 14:40

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  "Floral design" is way cooler when you mean DNA splicing

  Imagine if Frank Lloyd Wright designed a cloud. I think it'd be an imposing constant overcast which Wright would check in on every few years to make sure nothing was moved.

  2025-05-16 05:15

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  word

  The best part is they're simultaneously profound and incoherent I strive for such a poetic prowess

  2025-05-13 22:04

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  Lmaooo, we're back boys

  Good to know this'll be an option if one needs to dodge a draft

  2025-05-10 20:26

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  Happy mother fuckin mother's day!

  I'm sure the disappointed wife can tell you

  2025-05-10 20:24

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  Just why...

  Yeah! Color blind ass mother fuckers.

  2025-05-10 20:23

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  Insert Higher Power

  Close enough, hello young Fleshlight

  2025-05-10 20:23

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  Meat Twinkie

  Your mom when I… when you… when… 10/10 BBQ

  2025-05-10 19:06

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  dongs in a deportation

  Who's address is that?

  2025-05-10 19:04

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  I just can't seem to get it right

  Don't forget the grilled pineapple & mushrooms

  2025-05-10 19:01

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  Makes more sense now

  Matt Pat really out there playing the long game. He'll get God on GTLive.

  2025-05-10 18:51

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  word

  The athlete with my favorite most famous quotes is Yogi Berra. Two of my favorite Yogisms are "It's Deja Vu all over again" & "I usually take a 2hr nap between 1 & 4.

  2025-05-10 18:50

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  English evolves. You can Google for many examples.

  My volunteer group was asked to fundraise for an org whose mission is to give every school kid in America a dictionary. Pay to accomplish… nothing. look up The Dictionary Project on ur browser tht has a free dictionary built-in for a laugh.

  2025-05-04 20:34

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  Heavy metal's younger brother Flaming Hot Deadly Illegal ...

  That's about right tbh

  2025-05-04 20:10

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  Probably a repost so get ready to bitch about nothing

  Everything reminds me of her

  2025-05-04 19:04

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  i'm sorry for your loss ma'am

  Okay, I'll take one for the team, what's her @?

  2025-05-04 19:02

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  To be fair, the ROI on a college degree isn't there unles...

  An ad-hominem is an attack on the person, not their argument. Tho one must assess relevance & I agree this could be relevant, but a weaker alternative to other arguments.

  2025-04-30 11:59

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  Was it worth it?

  Don't forget the veteran with shell shock hiding behind the animals lol

  2025-04-29 18:42

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  Elton John is great on a piano

  Just like ur mom last night

  2025-04-27 20:25

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  Here's hoping her jet flies into a bird. I mean, poor bi...

  I think it's more interesting to talk about tragedies of the commons like climate change from a perspective of efficiency, resilience, markets, opportunity, independence, & investment. It's all just market barriers like unreliable banking. Nbd

  2025-04-27 20:24

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  To be fair, the ROI on a college degree isn't there unles...

  If their financial decisions as a young adult do in fact indicate their current ability to make judgements, then their arguments ought to be just as easily disproven on the merits. So why resort to ad-hominems?

  2025-04-27 20:07

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  Warning; may contain nuts

  You wouldn't want to be inflammatory like some sort of allergen. He'd think you're nuts! Just tell him there's no need to get all choked up about it.

  2025-04-27 18:00

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  To be fair, the ROI on a college degree isn't there unles...

  Yeah, u sure showed those particular individuals by critiquing their characteristics instead of their argument. I bet they feel so invalidated r/n, if only they'd realize valid opinions are only for ppl who can afford to pay off their debt in a few yrs.

  2025-04-27 17:56

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  Bench Legislation

  Red pilling memedroid? What're you? Some kinda FBI, DOD, or foreign gov agent?

  2025-04-26 07:21

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  interestingly interesting

  Ahh, yes utilitarianism, lets turn hospitals into organ harvesters for the rich.

  2025-04-23 07:00

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  they only care when its good them them

  What fascinating diabolical trans-hostile rhetoric

  2025-04-23 06:55

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  Kith

  Well aren't you just an insecure little snowflake who thinks deviance is evil. Rage baited much?

  2025-04-23 06:50

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  Chatting

  Is it possible to learn this power?

  2025-04-23 06:44

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  Why ET's Are Smirking

  Noooo, but look at all their women's empowerment stuff

  2025-04-23 06:40

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  How u doin?

  Oh good! I'm glad you've got that support, that's a really important step. I'm sorry you're struggling with loneliness, I hope you find or create a kind and accepting community irl ASAP.

  2025-04-22 16:21

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  How u doin?

  I highly recommend finding a therapist.

  2025-04-21 11:54

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  shrink the government

  Then who controls those things? What's to stop the people controlling politicians from controlling anyone else who controls something?

  2025-04-21 08:24

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  Why

  That my friend is where the hill will be, it's this thing called future planning.

  2025-04-21 08:22

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  I mean, I guess...

  I'd drive around in a hearse I'd turn one into a camper van & go camping. That'd be sick as hell.

  2025-04-21 08:20

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  taxtion is extortion

  Historically marital rape wasn't considered real b/c a woman's purpose was to sexually gratify her husband. So rly it's the rapist's fault for not marrying her.

  2025-04-21 08:18

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  wiping boogers on taxation

  Ask the people in the forced slave labor prison camps of El Salvador, China, & Russia.

  2025-04-21 08:16

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  you're cooked bro

  Just wait until you hear about who ends up paying for tariffs & it's comparative economic efficiency.

  2025-04-21 08:14

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  Dead by lunch

  They do that because the soil is so flooded they'd drown. Or so I hear, I don't study whatever the fuck an ent is or what they're doing with bugs.

  2025-04-17 00:43

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  But no one showed up to point guns at them so she could p...

  I had a buddy go to space for a few days after taking far too many shrooms, he sure was in for a fucking ride.

  2025-04-17 00:39

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  You guys

  We've all been there

  2025-04-17 00:35

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  How u doin?

  I'm sorry you've been lonely lately, I wish I could fix it, I've been/am there. I know that it won't always be like this.

  2025-04-17 00:31

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  How u doin?

  My condolences

  2025-04-16 23:41

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  How cool it is vs your age

  Yeah, at least this time I didn't buy a bunch of Mexican food for ppl who didn't show up for free kayaking on my b-day. No wonder I'm depressed, but I had a feast & I taught myself windsurfing. Anyway I'm a supervillain now

  2025-04-16 23:40

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  Hellyah

  They stopped selling guns & ammo at my Walmart after the 2nd shooting happened. My friends were almost held hostage w/ their kids school shopping. Now Walmart has a lot of security & locks things up.

  2025-04-15 08:43

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  Sleep is a free trial of death

  Well damn then, I'm sold.

  2025-04-15 08:38

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  What a day

  Don't tell mom

  2025-04-15 08:36

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  How cool it is vs your age

  Ahh yes, I remember the day like it was yesterday. The day I was the most depressed I've felt in yrs. The kinda day my friends conveniently cancelled last min only to do the same thing the next day. & I took that personally

  2025-04-15 08:35

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  Really?

  NOOO BUT YOU NEED TO BUY THESE EXPENSIVE ULTRA PROCESSED SUPPLEMENTS FOR YOUR HEALTH

  2025-04-15 08:27

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  Really?

  Yeah, yeah, vaccines & junk food will give me cancer. Says the person who is covered in enough second hand smoke to ruin my clothes & give me lung cancer. Then again, my great grandma smoked most of her life & only died a few years ago.

  2025-04-15 07:58

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  No sex before marriage? Me neither... it avoids all the p...

  If you objectify women hard enough then you've had sex with it.

  2025-04-08 19:29

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  Plot twist: GOP senators turn on Trump’s trade powers

  They're checking it, which isn't necessarily doing anything about it. lmao

  2025-04-08 19:28

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  Paige Bueckers just dropped the mic on her college career

  Be the change you want to see

  2025-04-07 18:29

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  Same genes, different centuries. Grandpa would be proud

  Thanks, I use sunscreen, moisturizer, & PPE when working on dirty or sanitary things.

  2025-04-07 18:28

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  Same genes, different centuries. Grandpa would be proud

  Damn the acne suggests that the military was less stressful than life today.

  2025-04-07 18:26

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  Yes it's clean. No I don’t want to talk about it again

  Soak it in some vinegar & it'll clean right off. Or is it baking soda?

  2025-04-07 18:26

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  No sex before marriage? Me neither... it avoids all the p...

  Fuck it. Sex before marriage.

  2025-04-07 18:21

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  Reeeeee

  I haven't seen you in a while either, I've been socially isolating for at least the past year & a half. So I haven't seen anyone in a while, I've been struggling. I've missed you, I hope you're doing well!

  2025-04-07 16:09

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  Said 'Kachow' and she didn’t get it. Boys will understand

  Kachair

  2025-04-07 07:56

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  French chefs when ethics leave the kitchen

  French chiefs would make A Modest Proposal so delicious

  2025-04-07 07:55

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  French chefs when ethics leave the kitchen

  It being unethical adds to the flavor. It's about being so rich that one can flagrantly pay off others to get away with it.

  2025-04-07 07:54

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  It was purely by coincidence that this book wound up in t...

  God forbid the children learn anything about freedom. The US hasn't agreed to the UN's Universal Rights of a Child.

  2025-04-07 03:39

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  why is this even a debate

  True socialism has never been tried Real capitalism has never been tried

  2025-04-07 03:36

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  Reeeeee

  Those specific EVs, plastic straw bans to "save the planet", & ur critiques over their performative hypocrisy is all quite literally big oil lobbying & marketing from the likes of Exxon. Ur being played, we all are. Stop bickering & wake the fuck up.

  2025-04-07 03:33

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  Always set emergency brake and use wheel chocks when usin...

  I respect the silver car for minding their own business

  2025-04-06 23:12

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  on slave ships: "a drummer would call out "left" and "rig...

  Does this justify "all men are bad" rhetoric?

  2025-04-05 22:01

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  "No one needs FOUR homes!" - Bernie Sanders, probably

  Wouldn't that be the definition for anyone complaining about greed, besides the richest person?

  2025-04-05 21:57

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  dongs in a relationship

  I think the nuance ur missing is ur critiquing the gov & president, not necessarily the existence of the country itself.

  2025-04-05 21:55

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  Keanu can do hapless stooge and bad ass. Can he make the ...

  Does this mean Keanu Reeves will play in scary movie & FNAF?

  2025-04-05 21:49

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  dongs in a paint

  Yeah, don't they know what 1 square inch on a non-euclidean surface looks like? I bet those angles & lines don't even make a square.

  2025-04-05 21:40

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  When you ask the teacher a question on the quiz that's so basic they just start giving you the answers out of pity.

  2025-04-04 04:20

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  Heh

  I can't wait to send this to my conservative cousin who'd unironically attempt this

  2025-04-04 04:19

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  Me whenever you accomplish something!

  SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE'S STILL TIME. I MUST LEAVE, MY PEOPLE NEED ME.

  2025-04-04 04:17

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  title

  WiFi troubles? Modem problems require modem solutions.

  2025-04-03 00:15

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  title

  Shit, you're right, leave the tire with the boot where they put it.

  2025-04-03 00:14

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  Lighto, Raye Penberu....

  Lets change the cover on the Epstein list to death note.

  2025-04-03 00:01

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  The Bee

  Will we receive the meth or is it BYOM?

  2025-04-01 22:05

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  Dumbest president of all times

  Oh based AF. I've been studying business & sustainability, so a similar vein. Lately I've come to the realization that there are significant parallels between ableism and climate discourse. So I can use what works best in climate discourse to stop ableism

  2025-03-31 00:57

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  fake skank noem

  You have enough microplastics to build a gun in ur lungs, blood stream, through ur blood brain barrier, & into ur brain. Microplastics r stored in the balls.

  2025-03-30 13:39

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  fake skank noem

  Must be a shit ass gun if it's made out of plastic.

  2025-03-30 13:37

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  Wasn't Stan isn't Hayao

  Time to get out the shovel just to prove this guy wrong bois.

  2025-03-30 13:36

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  may I offer you a egg

  Ummm acktually, the wholesale price of eggs is different from the price you pay at a grocery store. Store prices are set to go down once they get through their old stock.

  2025-03-30 13:35

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  Dumbest president of all times

  What's your degree in?

  2025-03-30 13:32

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  indeed

  Yeah, I bet one man sharpens another

  2025-03-30 13:31

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  Be grateful for what you have

  The key to life is happiness in your household (Super Troopers 2)

  2025-03-29 12:02

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  Dumbest president of all times

  Yeah & I thought that'd be a bigger deal too. That's probably why it wasn't brought up which is exactly why it should be.

  2025-03-29 05:40

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  Dumbest president of all times

  He's an incredible rhetorician. I'm amazed people don't seem to have an issue with him being a draft dodger? I for sure thought that'd be a bigger deal.

  2025-03-29 03:59

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  MEME IS MEME

  What's Ghibli shit?

  2025-03-29 03:54

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  veterans deserve better

  Illegal land theft & war crimes as opposed to legal land theft & war crimes? I suppose tht depends on how much power the victor has & their rhetoric.

  2025-03-29 03:53

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  cool ape

  Me too tbh

  2025-03-29 01:52

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  Yes

  Cute poem, but clearly op is ignorant abt the Federal Reserve or US civics. Dissolving the Fed would consolidate power to Congress & mostly the president. 'Ending the Fed' is typically code rooted in antisemitic rhetoric

  2025-03-29 01:52

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  Yes

  Damn liberals making NASCAR turn left. Turning Point USA; Make NASCAR Turn Right. MNTR.

  2025-03-29 01:28

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  cool ape

  What a cutie

  2025-03-28 16:51

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