Delivery dudes guarantees your satisfaction By whowaitwhat12015-03-22 10:30 81% (1690) Find YourselfA New JobYour Old OneIs Not Your Fave I Can TellYou Look TerribleYou Have BagsUnder Your EyesWhyd You Staple Those Bags There
You slap yourself in the face and cry about your misshapen knee caps By whowaitwhat12014-12-04 00:30 88% (1745) ParkourIs What ILive For
Good morning Satan I made you coffee it's hot just like you By whowaitwhat12014-11-01 12:00 79% (1916) Physics MakesUs All Its Bitches
I feel like parallel isn't the correct term here but all the cool kids are saying it so why not By whowaitwhat12014-02-26 20:30 86% (1805) Did Someone SayCAKE BED?No?Well TechnicallyI Just Said ItSo NowYou're The OneThatLooksStupidSo HaAnd
I don't even know. By whowaitwhat12014-02-23 20:00 92% (2057) I Just WatchedDwyane WadeDrive Down The CourtAnd With The MostDelicate TouchLaid The BallThrough The NetAnd I Cried A LittleBecause The TouchWas So DelicateLay The Ball*
I am an artist. By whowaitwhat12014-02-20 21:30 91% (2057) If ThisDoesn't GoThroughIt's BecauseYou AllAre StupidConformistsScoffTshPffLoserConformistNice HeadbandWho Gave ItTo YouYOUR CONFORMIST GRANDMAHaha*high Fives Bro*
there's no joke here I just like cupcakes By whowaitwhat12014-02-19 21:30 93% (2475) Maybe IfMy BrainCould FormA Complete ThoughtThere Would BeA Joke Pineapple
there's nothing more beautiful than the sound of children suffering from looking at your face By whowaitwhat12014-02-12 21:30 88% (1613) If There's OneThing I LearnedThat DayIt's ThatShots ThatPrevent ThroatCancer FromOral SexHurt Even MoreThan SHOTS FIREDNOOOI'VE BEEN HITGO ON WITHOUT MEActually Stay CuzI'm Bored
how did someone do this? By whowaitwhat12014-01-29 21:00 86% (1982) That PoorPossumIt's So DeadLike IfI Poked ItWith A StickIt Would HaveThe ExactSame ReactionAs If IPoked A Lawn ChairJust SoInanimateJust LikeMy SpiritI'm DeadLol
This face is in your food By whowaitwhat12014-01-28 19:00 93% (2438) I Hate ItWhen YouThink You SeeA Face ButThen You TurnAnd It's JustA ClockSo You LookAway AndJust AcceptThat This ClockIs Judging You
My gears are easily ground By whowaitwhat12014-01-26 23:00 86% (1735) Ground?Grinded Maybe?Don't YouDare InsultMy GrammarI Will GoKung PaoOn Your AssAnd Trust MeYou Don't WantThat OnYour AssMaybe Your Face ButNot Your Ass
I have people problems By whowaitwhat12014-01-15 20:00 88% (1527) Don't BeSo InsecureTitlePut YourselfOut ThereMeet New PeopleI MeanYeah MaybeYou'll ShitYour PantsA Few TimesBut HeyNothing GetsA Conversation GoingLike Soiling Yourself
I'm such a little shit By whowaitwhat12014-01-11 22:30 92% (2631) ThisMessage IsFor ThoseOf YouWith ALimpLemme JustSay ThatI'm HereFor You AndI Understand YouI UnderstandWhat Is LikeTo Have ASuperior LegBut Don'tLet That LegBecome AnEgotisticalDouchebagI Made ThatMistake OnceBut NeverAgain
LOVE ME By whowaitwhat12014-01-07 23:00 87% (1741) It's FunnyHow DuringFootball GamesThe CommercialsAre TargetedAt MenSo It'sAll BeerAnd CarsAnd Chicken WingsAnd More FootballAnd PizzaAnd Viagra
My brother is the best brother not including my other brother By whowaitwhat12014-01-07 22:30 93% (2540) I Don'tThink ThisComic CapturesThe EssenceOf HowAwesome This WasSo IfThis Doesn'tPass ModerationI Am ReadyFor The Soul-crushingFeeling OfFailureRejection
because food By whowaitwhat12014-01-06 00:00 87% (1642) SamplesTaste BetterThis Is FactJust DealJesusThe TagVersion OfMyself IsObnoxiousDon't ReadMy TagsThis Isn't MeYou're TrappedWake Up
don't even worry about it By whowaitwhat12014-01-04 01:30 92% (2233) This WouldBe LifeIf No OneEver ShavedDo You SeeThat WomanShe Is BeingGrappledBy That ManAnd His BeardDo YouUnderstand WhyWe Need Laws
It's not like just because you're old you can't find your pants it's now about remembering where you put them By whowaitwhat12014-01-02 12:30 88% (1481) DungeonsAnd DragonsWe ProbablyPlayed It WrongBut It Was FunIn The EndWe ConvincedAn AngelNot To Kill UsBy AgreeingTo Devote OurLives To StoppingThe Forces OfEvil
The D makes everything taste better By whowaitwhat12013-12-24 10:30 90% (1590) PizzaAnd ShitChafeel?Stop ReadingTagsThis IsNot YourBusinessRun AlongGo EatYour VegetablesOr Drink ThemI Don't Know YouI Don't KnowYour Life