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  Yeah...

  I did do it at home and was alone. Someone found me in my vomit. Must have been loud.

  2018-01-09 19:48

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  H&m ad

  Assistance, or anything like black Americans. Yet, you find ways to be racist and whine when they mention something is racist.

  2018-01-09 18:31

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  H&m ad

  As a white person, no slur is going to anger me as calling a black person a slur. I'm the majority of this country, we laugh it off and you know you do. Cannot compare "reverse racism" to racism. It doesn't affect us the same. We aren't denied jobs, govt

  2018-01-09 18:30

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  H&m ad

  Because calling me any slur as a white person isn't offensive. Call me cracker, honkey, whitey whatever, it's not going to piss me off as calling a black person the n word or another slur.

  2018-01-09 18:29

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  Oh man

  I'm beginning to think the gulag isn't so bad if everyone is going there. How are the politsiya compared to polizei?

  2018-01-09 18:26

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  Yeah...

  I took 5 grams of Seroquel (lethal dose is 3500 mg). Woke up in the ER. Someone found me.

  2018-01-09 18:12

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  Twelve year old kid

  Give that kid a medal.

  2018-01-09 11:07

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  I've Seen It All Now

  I take my pupper down this aisle and she just sits and waits for me to pick one for her. She just doesn't like those biscuit treats.

  2018-01-08 18:00

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  Germany crime fact

  Seriously, couldn't figure out which one's alibi didn't check out? I Googled, it's true, happened in 09.

  2018-01-08 17:30

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  Well, shit...

  Omachi kudasai. Jimaku wa mada yomikomarete imasu.

  2018-01-08 08:25

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  LGBT

  My town doesn't do pride. But again, asserting your assumptions.

  2018-01-08 08:16

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  LGBT

  Never online, either.

  2018-01-08 08:04

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  LGBT

  Never in my life had anyone brag about their sexuality to me.

  2018-01-08 07:58

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  Title wants to know how to make

  This was just posted like a week ago. Y'all don't wait long to repost.

  2018-01-08 07:48

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  LGBT

  I like how people say gays are pushing down people's throats. I live in a town where people claim there's a "gay agenda" but they just don't want to be fired for being gay.

  2018-01-08 07:47

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  Bad kitty, that's my potpie!

  That's messed up. Does her insurance cover that?

  2018-01-07 19:40

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  You weird motherfucker

  I use ketchup and mayo mixed. to dip, not drench.

  2018-01-07 19:02

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  8675309...

  I usually give out Jenny's number when people are asking on Facebook after "losing all their contacts."

  2018-01-07 18:20

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  You were warned

  Same in other religions and look how many gays worship in those. Being homosexual is normal in homosapiens. Get over it.

  2018-01-03 11:27

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  You were warned

  Dude, I'm Muslim. Gay Muslims exist. Maybe in the closet in Saudi Arabia, but other countries don't habe as strict laws. They exist. There are also trans Muslims. Bi Muslims, asexual Muslims, and pansexual Muslims.

  2018-01-03 10:46

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  You were warned

  Like there aren't gay Muslims.

  2018-01-03 09:57

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  She's right, lions are in fact brown

  That's because of Arabs and whites.

  2018-01-02 12:53

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  Let the Chimpening begin. Rip Germany

  People were kind to me. Then again, I'm mostly German and speak it ok. So, maybe they knew how much I appreciated being there.

  2018-01-02 12:50

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  Dropped my my monster condom for my magnum dong

  Well, he is supposed to be around Devito's height.

  2018-01-02 08:25

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  y tho

  My brother served time. He stole chicken patties from the kitchen and they called him the colonel after. Colonel as in Col Sanders. Lol

  2018-01-01 19:11

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  Horsecock.owner nibba lmao af tbh fam XD who did dis

  That's why I didn't say it. But now I'm gonna refer to you by random German names, Karl.

  2018-01-01 11:16

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  Horsecock.owner nibba lmao af tbh fam XD who did dis

  You don't know his actual name?

  2018-01-01 10:26

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  Global warming

  No, that was Bernie. But, we fucked that up.

  2017-12-31 16:22

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  Mmm

  Es war wie 2013, oder?

  2017-12-31 16:17

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  Mmm

  I expect nothing less.

  2017-12-31 15:12

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  What else are you going to do? shoot to scare probably wo...

  Lol, k. Not like I served for 10 years and didn't have it beaten into my skull you shoot to stop them from shooting at you and take them alive. God forbid you kill someone trying to kill you.

  2017-12-31 15:11

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  Female squatters have big butts

  Ah, Slavs.

  2017-12-31 13:55

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  This won't end well for the hijackers

  Contractors. They're going to war, too.

  2017-12-31 11:18

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  This won't end well for the hijackers

  The plane only carries American troops into Kuwait/Tajikistan.

  2017-12-31 09:18

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  What else are you going to do? shoot to scare probably wo...

  Shoot to disarm. Holy shit, you're retarded. Congrats.

  2017-12-31 08:35

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  You knoe what i mean

  My youngest sister was born November 14th. On Valentine's, I call her and wish her a happy conception. I was Christmas sex...

  2017-12-31 08:34

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  This won't end well for the hijackers

  They are deploying. They have their weapons. They don't have ammo, though.

  2017-12-31 08:31

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  Like it says, what is this guy doing?

  Looks like throwing a grenade. But don't mind me or my 10 years that I served.

  2017-12-31 08:29

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  da

  Ok, where's the funny?

  2017-12-31 08:09

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  Name that song

  She said, "I'm worried outta mind" PANDA LAMPS the damn thing gone blind PANDA LAMPS

  2017-12-30 15:56

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  When the shoe is on the other foot.

  Omg, the church set up Christmas as the birth of Christ because of saturnalia. You have the ability to Google. Every aspect of Christmas is pagan--caroling, gifts, Santa, trees, lights, etc.

  2017-12-30 10:58

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  When the shoe is on the other foot.

  It was a pagan festival and Christmas was used to covert pagans to Christian.

  2017-12-30 09:15

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  Did you ever

  Like the titles they give actors so they aren't fraudulently claiming to be doctors, dentists, surgeons, nurses, etc. Next time you watch one, look under their name for their medical abbreviation. Then look up what they use.

  2017-12-29 20:22

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  Did you ever

  It's actually a diagram of the human muscular system. Dentists are doctors of dental science, like most medical professionals, we often study biology. I don't see it as out of place. Also, it's a commercial and the average idiot isn't going to notice.

  2017-12-29 20:20

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  Did you ever

  For some procedures, the heart is monitored. But not normally for general practice.

  2017-12-29 13:51

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  Waaaaaaasssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuupppppp

  "Scary Movie" it's a parody of a bunch of horror movies, mainly the "Scream" franchise.

  2017-12-29 13:50

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  Oh

  I was quoting the picture, he wrote feline HIV.

  2017-12-29 10:39

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  Oh

  "Feline Human immunodeficiency virus"

  2017-12-29 10:07

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  Praise the lord

  Thanks.

  2017-12-29 10:05

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  Waaaaaaasssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuupppppp

  If the phone rings, don't answer the call

  2017-12-29 10:04

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  Waaaaaaasssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuupppppp

  My favorite part is when Ghostface raps. "I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. "

  2017-12-29 10:03

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  Got em

  

  2017-12-27 18:59

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  Got em

  He did, but it's under another comment.

  2017-12-27 18:56

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  Got em

  I accidentally gave you a thumbs down. Sorry, mate.

  2017-12-27 18:55

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  Got em

  German immigrant background includes those whose parents are also immigrants. Actual foreign population is 8%.

  2017-12-27 18:54

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  XDDDDD

  -13°C right now in Jackson, Michigan, USA

  2017-12-27 18:52

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  That's something..

  Well, she can't go back to stripping.

  2017-12-27 18:51

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  Nat geo presents white genocide

  I welcome sweet death.

  2017-12-27 14:38

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  Fidget spinner

  My psychiatrist just gave me a prescription commonly given to autistic people with agitation. My psychiatrist basically told me I have autism. Lol, I'm just a bitch.

  2017-12-27 14:34

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  Yeah, possibly me.

  Depends where you're from. Public schools in rich areas have better education. I went to school with a bunch of rich Free Methodists. Pretty good education.

  2017-12-27 10:27

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  Why does it always fall to Poland?

  A lot of Jews in Poland. Czechia is pretty Muslim free, they hate Izlum.

  2017-12-27 10:26

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  I love bobcats hunting, they just...

  So majestic

  2017-12-27 10:24

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  doggo see doggo doo

  My pupper uses the same pillow as me and enjoys being the little spoon.

  2017-12-27 10:23

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  Nut in my mouth

  My brother had a tumor on one of his and now he calls it his baby ball.

  2017-12-26 17:04

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  pretty cool

  My favorite prosthetic gif is tyre dude who programmed his to jerk his dick and then set it off on tv.

  2017-12-26 11:20

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  Unexpected pussy <(o.o)>

  Better to put a pussy in the box for her than her seeing a dick in the box.

  2017-12-26 11:18

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  How?

  I added another, don't worry, soon you'll have to click to view such bile.

  2017-12-26 09:49

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  How?

  How do you fit that on an envelope?

  2017-12-26 09:48

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  Lies

  I'm assuming the production company never saw an actual reindeer.

  2017-12-26 09:11

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  Merry Christmas

  "Usually"

  2017-12-24 16:24

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  Merry Christmas

  I thought nuns were usually virgins since they go to the convent early. I know they have to be 18 to take their vows now...

  2017-12-24 16:21

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  Fuckin killed me

  My mom thought this was Coolio.

  2017-12-24 14:51

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  Save Poland

  My nosy 2 year old niece demanded to see the meme. She looked at it like she was reading then smiled. kids are weird.

  2017-12-24 14:49

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  found this on 4chan after a guy in moderation posted some...

  It doesn't. People love them, you know?

  2017-12-24 14:45

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  found this on 4chan after a guy in moderation posted some...

  How is this funny? You don't have to accept people, but making their parents hate them and them attempt suicide is awful.

  2017-12-24 14:37

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  da

  Thanks, mate.

  2017-12-23 23:16

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  Beer is not coffee

  I like white coffee.

  2017-12-23 14:00

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  yo pussy is weak

  A guy once told me you take a woman to a hotel that she's worth.

  2017-12-23 13:59

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  Happy holidays to all of you

  I try doing this with my pupper, but she doesn't like it.

  2017-12-23 13:57

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  Es lo mejor que pude editar

  The fact you have friends there is irrelevant...

  2017-12-23 13:13

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  Super Mario

  Super Mario Bros 2, yes it is. I have the original Nintendo with the games.

  2017-12-23 09:08

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  Es lo mejor que pude editar

  Lol, I'm sure you do. Except, I've been to most of those countries myself. Aww, I one-up'd you.

  2017-12-23 09:07

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  Yo tengo?

  Thanks, I made it myself.

  2017-12-22 21:23

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  Es lo mejor que pude editar

  French, German, Italian, Japanese,Hebrew, Arabic, and Russian speakers commonly refer to as the US as America. Also, most East Asians associate whites with the US. Cool on being an asshole, though.

  2017-12-22 19:10

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  Yo tengo?

  Oh fuck.

  2017-12-22 19:06

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  Es lo mejor que pude editar

  What's going on here?

  2017-12-22 17:08

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  Es lo mejor que pude editar

  Wow, no way! Like I said, many countries refer to the US as America and white people in general as American.

  2017-12-22 17:07

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  Yo tengo?

  Really? Triangles, bitch!

  2017-12-22 16:17

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  Super Mario

  My least favorite Mario (2). I prefer 3.

  2017-12-22 16:14

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  Nute

  No thanks.

  2017-12-22 16:13

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  Secrets of the universe

  Nah. Do you even have Google? Obviously, you have access, yet you don't even Google basic Arabic words.

  2017-12-22 15:39

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  It was just a test, bro

  Obviously you don't get the meme.

  2017-12-22 15:38

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  gucci

  Kim Jong Ill would have also been acceptable.

  2017-12-22 12:48

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  True story

  The Catholic Church holds no official opinion on evolution. Only since the pope commented the two go with another (creation and evolution), have SOME Catholics accepted evolution. Ya know, since genesis basically describes how everything was created...

  2017-12-22 12:47

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  True story

  No one assumes anything about Christians except they think the earth is 6000 years old, evolution is wrong, and dinosaurs didn't exist.

  2017-12-22 12:42

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  It was just a test, bro

  Nope. And whether you are Christian and believe it was Isaac or Muslim and believe it's Ishmael, Abraham told his son who agreed. Which is where the Kaaba came from. This is where Eid ul-Adha comes from...

  2017-12-22 12:40

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  Secrets of the universe

  Taqiyyah, when Muslims lie about being Muslim so they aren't harmed. I don't think you do...

  2017-12-22 12:39

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  Meirl

  I got braces and the dentist opened with, "wrap your lips around this." Didn't help he was also very good-looking.

  2017-12-20 20:12

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  What a good boy, taking out the bad boys

  Lol, ok, retard.

  2017-12-20 10:45

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  What a good boy, taking out the bad boys

  Yeah, because explaining another language's grammar is being a cunt.

  2017-12-20 10:02

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