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  Hoes mad x96

  2020-02-17 16:23

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  title

  

  2020-02-17 16:19

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  Title

  Actually, those are giraffes

  2020-02-17 16:15

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  pizza

  They were indeed strangely tasty

  2020-01-25 18:27

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  ... even though I couldn't get it published before Christ...

  Batch because dicks in a mechanical pencil

  2019-12-27 16:55

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  ds

  *20 year old me opening my bag showing the boys my ds.

  2019-12-20 16:37

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  Gecko.

  The disparity between what they think they can do and what they actually can fo is large. Mine will very often try to make jumps and fall very far, or try to climb something it has no grip on and fall.

  2019-12-14 17:21

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  yooonooo

  Boris The Animal!

  2019-12-14 17:14

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  Memes

  Or just the prequels in general

  2019-11-28 11:40

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  It's true

  I hate how many weeb memes there have been lately. They all have such high ratings and I don't understand them at all. They're all so cringy. It makes me sad to see what Memedroid has become.

  2019-11-22 22:16

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  TitleX

  My name is my dog's name plus cancerous xX's to make it funny haha XD . My profile pic is a pic of me on September 11, 2001

  2019-11-04 19:34

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  ITS HAPPENING

  It's a clown world. Honk honk

  2019-10-25 11:05

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  so tell me about yourself

  Back when I was a wee lad I did Karate and one day when I was like a white or yellow belt they put me up against some red belt asian adult dude for sparring. He ended up kicking me really hard in the stomach and I flew backwards.

  2019-10-20 16:43

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  Speezy for president...

  Pal 2020: Dixie Cup purchased

  2019-10-17 19:26

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  Upvote or else carl azuz will haunt you for 5 years

  CNN Student News with Carl Azuz, dark times

  2019-10-16 11:14

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  This was on my little brothers homework and he’s in 3rd...

  Why would anybody pick that though? Even if you truly have no fucking clue you could guess and have a chance to pick the right answer

  2019-10-11 11:09

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  Joe?

  I may be the big rarted, I don't get it?

  2019-10-07 19:38

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  No homo

  I think we can agree every branch of the military is pretty gay, the Navy just takes home the crown

  2019-10-06 16:50

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  it's inevitable... eventually

  That is a picture of a nuclear plant. Nuclear energy is incredibly clean and hardly contributes anything to climate change

  2019-10-03 11:19

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  I always do this

  I've got an even better loophole for you to use: Lose your pointless shame and just actually change into pe clothes. Have some fucking personal hygiene.

  2019-10-01 11:11

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  Its super effective

  You think that will stop a sailor. They're on a submarine, they're all gay

  2019-09-29 17:58

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  Awesome childhood

  Man that castle brings back some memories

  2019-09-25 19:55

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  Bottom left is terrifying

  You have to reset the car's counter for when it needs an oil change

  2019-09-23 11:49

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  this is an avengers level threat

  Oh, I missed the "not" in there somehow, that makes more sense

  2019-09-22 14:27

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  this is an avengers level threat

  Shouldn't it be could not save?

  2019-09-20 17:28

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  Mark 50 was the best

  I liked Mk. VI the best. That was the one with the triangle arc reactor I think

  2019-09-18 12:15

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  hmm...

  My Samsung Galaxy S9+ can last nearly 3 days. C'mon Apple get on my level

  2019-09-15 10:33

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  Look at this bad ass

  I dunno man, I kinda like explosives

  2019-09-10 16:30

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  O.O

  Nice

  2019-09-10 16:18

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  just tell me where all that is happening..

  Doesn't matter had sex

  2019-09-10 16:17

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  Lyrics

  Soon the meme showing the frequency of this song's playing increasing as December aproaches is going to pop up

  2019-09-10 16:05

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  Star Wars time

  Oh yes

  2019-09-08 18:30

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  Second comment goes over 8000

  I dunno I'd be pretty happy to get some fresh fruit on Halloween, I'm not a big fan of sugary candies and stuff like that

  2019-09-07 15:15

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  hard choice

  Just get Syphilis, it'll feel the same

  2019-09-05 21:16

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  Fix ti felix

  Woo woo

  2019-08-31 17:01

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  Where's my cut

  That is true

  2019-08-31 11:10

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  Where's my cut

  I'm gonna tell you that the U.S. military definitely doesn't replace desks that are only 2 years old

  2019-08-31 08:32

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  I don't care if anyone bouta die

  Hah, I power my phone off when I go to sleep

  2019-08-30 14:02

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  Would you say this is accurate?

  The toad one is far too accurate. And sadly I myself pick Mario when I actually want to do well, but usually pick Waluigi.

  2019-08-01 12:48

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  Hekin bamboozled is toxic

  So you're telling me the creator of dnd had a wife? Wack

  2019-07-28 18:30

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  I'm addicted to stage 3

  Same, I've gone about 45 hours. Started hallucinating and stuff

  2019-07-28 18:16

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  Tl;dr a girl accepts bullying to help her friend

  I ask stupid questions on behalf of myself

  2019-07-28 16:49

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  We win

  It was something like the decaration was actually signed the 2nd or something of the sort.

  2019-07-04 16:57

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  We made it boys

  Wow I guess I'm basically famous now

  2019-07-04 08:18

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  WHAT R U DOING IN MY SWAMP

  It's on Netflix if you ever want to watch it again

  2019-07-03 21:26

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  Red pairs with anything.

  A good mix for a molotov cocktail is 3 parts gasoline and 1 part motor oil

  2019-07-03 20:02

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  More tank memes

  Did you know FedEx and UPS are merging into one company? It'll be called FedUP

  2019-06-25 20:51

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  this

  U kno it boyo. No homo tho

  2019-06-25 20:15

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  yup

  I personally like 60s music the most

  2019-06-19 19:44

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  when the cops aren’t around anything’s legal

  I believe it's 12 miles from the coast

  2019-06-17 21:42

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  h

  Who am I? I could be anyone. This was such a great movie

  2019-06-17 21:40

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  WOW

  I'm pretty sure the picture at the top is a bunch of cooling towers for a nuclear plant

  2019-06-12 19:48

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  Chuck Norris V2

  Unless you kill his dog and steal his Mustang

  2019-06-12 19:41

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  Beer or liquor?

  People like you are the fucking scum of the Earth, have some responsibility and just do your fucking work.

  2019-06-11 18:45

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  Looks like they're going back to silent comedy too

  But the grunts were what made Lego games great. The visual comedy was great. It felt so wrong when they started giving them actual voices

  2019-06-11 18:41

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  A

  Wait is there actually a new Nintendogs?

  2019-06-11 18:26

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  oof now I have a new fear

  If the elevator falls you will be in free fall, not pulled to the ground. I guess this could be for when it hits the ground, but you won't be standing when that happens most likely

  2019-06-11 18:24

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  second movie was better than the second book

  @title I disagree, but respect your opinion. Also I really appreciate all the Jurassic Park memes

  2019-06-10 15:55

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  Cyberpunk

  Why are you such a horrible person?

  2019-06-10 15:49

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  Guilty until proven Gender-Fluid

  I enjoyed the movie. It probably could have been better, but I was satisfied with it

  2019-06-09 13:36

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  had to be aliens

  Pyramids were built in around 4000 BC, which was a considerable amount of time before Rome or Greece even existed let alone controlled Egypt. Egypt is an old place

  2019-06-08 21:30

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  Lol

  I think you just suck, sorry mate

  2019-06-08 21:13

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  Did he ever

  I agree. The way things are going with sex being so prominent more with the youth and nobody really caring about it, and everything becoming synthesized nothing is real anymore.

  2019-06-06 18:02

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  Did he ever

  More like a mix of 1984 and Brave New World is how today is

  2019-06-06 17:59

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  The Latin cure for everything

  I'm sorry to tell you this son, but it would seem that you are latino. There's no escape now

  2019-06-06 13:51

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  Love you too Grandma

  My Great Grandma had dementia and I saw her during the summer and I was really tan so she thought I was Mexican and didn't want to talk to me.

  2019-06-05 16:19

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  no homo

  No, unfortunately

  2019-06-05 16:14

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  damn Georgians

  Yeah when the war first began I don't think any of the powers knew just what they were getting into.

  2019-06-05 16:13

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  It did everything a Godzilla movie should do

  I say just ignore the critic review altogether, they don't know how to just enjoy a movie.

  2019-06-05 11:08

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  Tier 3 meme

  I looked at it. There ain't anything there, but I looked at it

  2019-06-04 19:18

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  damn

  Mine is spelled Quenten Nobody ever spells it that way

  2019-06-04 18:56

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  The Blowey Blinky machine...noooooo!!!

  I had it done as a kid basically everytime I had an appointment

  2019-06-04 18:54

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  Tee pee

  If I'm the richest person on Earth, then I'm a celebrity which will in turn make whoever my wife is a celebrity also, so therefore I can marry anybody on the planet and not just some shallow famous person.

  2019-06-04 18:45

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  Bloodier the better

  If it ain't still mooing when I start to eat it my steak isn't rare enough

  2019-05-30 09:28

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  Yay

  You still shake with your right hand always

  2019-05-29 11:23

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  Oh yeh? So what is it about then?

  Everybody always asks what America is about, but nobody ever asks what any European country's purpose is. America certaintly has had a pretty messed up past and has strayed from the idea of equality and freedom for all, but at least we have the idea.

  2019-05-28 19:23

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  Yay

  He shook with his left hand, he shouldn't be hired

  2019-05-28 16:07

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  They can't resiat

  I really like all the music from Grease

  2019-05-26 22:49

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  Would be nice

  Hey man those Toyotas are reliable trucks. Why do you think the terrorists use them?

  2019-05-26 12:34

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  ohp

  My girl and I were watching Austin Powers on Netflix and we were having a pretty intimate moment but then I ruined it cuz I laughed at the movie.

  2019-05-26 12:31

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  sad

  If you use college correctly you will be able to live a lot better than a tradesperson and have a lot more money. You just need to plan and have some luck, but really people should just try to do whatever it is that they want, not what others say.

  2019-05-26 12:09

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  Yayrt

  All they did was give some reason for the stuff they do in the past to not affect anything. If the going back in time actually did affect things it would just be too complicated. They kept it simple

  2019-05-26 11:54

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  Agreed...!!

  It just tastes bad, really bad

  2019-05-26 11:51

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  AVAILABLE IN BLACK AND WHITE AND IN COLOR

  Why did you have to remind me of this OP, you are a terrible human being.

  2019-05-26 11:48

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  yikes

  When I did work on cars with my dad it was usually me doing pretty much all the work so I actually would learn.

  2019-05-25 10:02

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  dongs in a foreigner

  Exactly, the less the government can do the less it can interfere with my personal life.

  2019-05-24 14:40

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  Much cooler characters and fights

  I enjoy the Original Trilogy more than episode 1 and 2, but I find episode 3 to be just as good if not better than the originals

  2019-05-24 14:34

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  I do 6.

  It would appear methods 7 and 8 are the most normal ways to write an 'x', I use method 8 myself.

  2019-05-23 16:09

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  I used to wonder why

  But commander is a Navy rank. It's O-5 while Captain is O-6. But then again, this is a fictional military we're speaking of and not the US military, so the order could be anything really.

  2019-05-23 15:34

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  Impossible...perhaps the archives are incomplete

  it says sequels not prequels mate

  2019-05-23 15:24

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  Nobody can kill John Wick

  That was probably one of the best action sequences I have ever seen in a movie

  2019-05-22 16:01

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  Gray shadow

  Yo same

  2019-05-21 16:40

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  Hold up..........

  Yes I've seen it and it is pretty amazing

  2019-05-21 11:55

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  Oof

  I have a shirt that says "I love the smell of jet fuel in the morning" that I reserve wearing it for 9/11

  2019-05-21 11:41

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  Oof

  That's some homegrown terrorism right there. I had a kid at my high school who brought some napalm in. He didn't set it off though sadly.

  2019-05-21 11:39

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  H O N K

  2019-05-21 11:25

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  aloha snackbar

  The Toyota Tundra is the most common vehicle to be used as a technical with terrorist forces. Toyota was investigated and they pretty much said hey I guess that means it's a good truck.

  2019-05-19 20:40

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  I agree with most of these

  Tom Cruise as Iron Man and Brendan Fraser as Starlord are my favorites of this

  2019-05-19 19:50

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  Emile!!!!

  I hope your doggo gets better. I've had a couple of my dogs die due to medical complications and the thought of dogs suffering is not a pleasant one

  2019-05-19 19:35

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  Murica's school

  My high school has a mandatory class called consumer ed that teaches how to do taxes, financing, resumes, and other stuff people complain that schools don't teach.

  2019-05-19 19:04

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