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zuesgg | 2017-10-10 00:00

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Le fuck around and find out

2020-12-24 21:24
+3
Sorry for the pixels
Probably Mason jars

2020-12-02 14:59
+8
Nice

2020-11-25 18:15
+11
How about Fukd
[REDACTED]

2020-09-17 02:18
+4
Apple Sucks
Because of the longevity that automobiles are capable of the auto industry chose to employ that practice to prevent bankruptcy.

2020-09-04 21:32
+2
Not a funny one but worth posting
Probably spelt it wrong. That's when the scrape away all the dead tissue and both thoroughly and vigorously scrub the burns clean.

2020-06-16 22:19
+4
Not a funny one but worth posting
Only about 61% who attempt die and that's usually days to several weeks later. Also, I don't want to ever have to work on a self immolation again.

2020-06-16 20:04
+12
Not a funny one but worth posting
EMT here. Burning is the worst way to attempt suicide. You don't always get to die while on fire. You survive. You will remember it all. Then you will die slowly from an infection in the burn unit while they painfully debride you multiple times a day.

2020-06-16 19:57
+13
RIP bumhole :'(
BEING BORN

2020-06-06 14:17
+48
I used the drugs to destroy the drugs
Just don't forget the narcan wears off before the opioid. Anyone who receives it is still in an overdose and should seek medical attention.

2020-05-23 11:38
+5
First baby, dogs, humans and now cats!
Not to mention this is basically named SARS-2.

2020-03-30 20:57
+1
This is how it is do be a pussy slayer..

2019-09-18 01:32
0
2nd comment gets deported to Nicaragua
I don't remember the exact statistic, but a majority of the girls and women who are brought to our border have been sexually abused by their smugglers. Who conveniently claim their victims as family.

2019-09-11 13:40
+3
Wholesome chrstian meme
(2/2) Jesus was the perfect sacrifice. A perfect sacrifice covers all sin. Past, present, and future.

2019-09-01 18:20
0
Wholesome chrstian meme
Hebrews 7:25 John 3:36 Jesus will save those who hold their faith. The full wrath of God was released in Him. Punishing ALL sin. Jesus covers His faithful in righteousness in their time of judgment and vouches for their salvation. (1/2)

2019-09-01 18:19
0
God prepairs to destroy Soddom and Gamorah colorized
Verse 9 mentions sisters in the NKJV

2019-09-01 17:26
+1
It's not wrong
They'll just call in the Navy.

2019-08-16 02:46
-1
Lol
Whoever sized that c-collar needs some help. Edit: who am I kidding, they only thing that collar has going is being right side up.

2019-07-25 02:11
+8
Drastic times call for drastic measures
Bidet gang ftw

2019-07-23 19:19
+1
08/15
Borderlands mini-boss

2019-07-21 01:20
+6
dongs in a bread

2019-07-15 04:48
+1
dongs in a bread
Do you know about the Kabbalah?

2019-07-14 23:23
0
Yeah idk what this fool thinking
Very good, sir. Never legitimize a false accusation.

2019-06-28 17:20
+1
Insert Title
That's why you gotta grab em by the pussy

2019-06-15 04:57
+1
Airforce be lik
Only about 4% of the Airforce are pilots, my dude.

2019-06-06 23:32
0
RIP
Tis the condition of the welfare state. I'm very thankful for the people who call for an ambulance and honestly believe they are having an emergency.

2019-06-01 16:38
+1
RIP
(2/2) sucks up the resources for the people who actually need psychiatric help with the bonus of sucking up our taxes.

2019-05-31 20:46
+2
RIP
Most of the people I meet during my job, especially the ones my age (20s) are abusing well fare. There are a lot of people who routinly claim being suicidal to get disability checks. Three admissions for suicidal wins the golden ticket. (1/2)

2019-05-31 20:45
+3
RIP
I thinks it a combination of not enjoying the job and growing up with instant gratification. I'm scheduled 48hr a week on the ambulance, but I absolutely love my job. I end up picking up shifts until I have 115hrs on my 2 week paycheck.

2019-05-31 20:23
+5
RIP
Assuming you also sleep the recommended 8 hours a night, only 43% of your hours are free.

2019-05-31 20:14
+7
Yeet
Pretty sure in basketball it's "Kobe". Yeet is for power.

2019-03-14 19:09
+1
Shower thoughts
Databasing and learning the alphabet.

2019-03-01 00:56
+2
Good doggo
Just saw an article about a city that forced it's fire department to get rid of their cat because of an anonymous complaint. So glad to see this good boy can keep his home.

2019-02-12 23:56
0
I *ucking love this
Yellow was sentinels. They're known to have very little force dependence. They preferred to use non force solutions and tools. Very practical. That's why they were relied on for the temple guard.

2019-02-07 00:19
+1
Humans ... sorry the englishit
But.. the wind moves the turbines. Otherwise the turbines would be spending energy not producing it.

2019-01-23 20:57
+10
True
Don't tell me what to care about.

2019-01-17 19:40
+2
anry snak
This is actually surprisingly helpful. So the snake was brown? Was it like a twisted rope or did it looked weaved into a diamond pattern?

2019-01-17 12:47
-2
Sterile bois
That was a person?

2018-12-27 22:12
+1
yes
I shamelessly live off of your country's resources illegally, how dare you kick me out.

2018-12-25 15:29
+22
story of love
Husband with a job in customer service.

2018-12-23 03:18
+5
did he get beaten in smash bros street brawl?
Lmao, the 2nd medic is taking care of the one with the heart attack while the original patient drives. Gotta triage your patients.

2018-12-21 01:27
-1
T-Series reset to 7 subscribers
YouTube being this manipulative is just going to lead to a competitor and I think that's for the best.

2018-12-14 21:19
+7
But I hate rewind 2018 just as much as the rest of you
Even if YouTube fails another platform will take it's place.

2018-12-14 11:42
+5
Probably already seen it
Chapter 21: Alcoholic gastritis.

2018-12-12 10:22
0
ye
Looks like a vault experiment.

2018-12-11 23:41
+4
Absolute mad lad
I'll take, shit that never happened for 500.

2018-12-06 17:19
+21
It's true, isn't it?:))
And they still lived like savages..

2018-11-28 15:53
-1
Face
At first I didn't realize anything was wrong with that statue.

2018-11-28 15:52
0
To help you guys with no nut November
Thank

2018-11-04 23:53
+3
Rolls for days
He. Fucking. Would.

2018-10-13 18:20
+1
Dead memes = good memes
Helps if you use it correctly

2018-10-10 21:35
+5
Animal cookies, what's your favorite?
Ah yes, the white cloud. Every healthcare professional's favorite.

2018-10-10 13:26
+3
Dammit netflix
This one's Korean

2018-09-21 06:18
+8
Ohhhhhh yeaaahhhhh
Black market IS networking. It's just a term for illegal sales. Each network of trading criminals is what creates the product flow of an underground "market".

2018-07-26 18:12
+2
it’s obv
When your boot print cast it's own shadow

2018-07-15 00:31
-2
Higher
Console commands homie

2018-07-10 02:44
+11
Lelol
Bobbies ain't doin their jobs

2018-07-10 00:56
0
TR-8R
I blame the fat ass helmets

2018-07-08 21:18
+1
Case solved
When training disarm technique, if you leave finger in the guard you will break your finger. Personal experience

2018-07-03 22:37
-1
true
Most of the pictures of the cages where taken during Obama's presidency.

2018-07-01 23:07
-1
Almost pin point
Just saying that's the tradition. Didn't say it was still correct.

2018-06-27 14:14
-2
Almost pin point
Americans hide their palm because we have never lost a war, so naturally the French must show both palms.

2018-06-27 09:25
-4
Hubba Hubba!
Sticks his pens between his own belly, her thigh fat, and her fupa. Then they just jiggle.

2018-06-23 21:31
+2
true swordsman and follow for follow
Those are rookie numbers

2018-06-14 18:40
+5
issokay tho we understand the irritation
I'm not saying it hides the repost. Just that you only see the content you haven't seen yet. That makes it easier to find memes you missed.

2018-06-09 04:25
-2
issokay tho we understand the irritation
There is a setting that will hide all the memes you've already seen.. kinda eliminates that reasoning for repost.

2018-06-09 03:39
-4
Follow 4 follow
People literally wear their evil..

2018-06-05 03:08
+4
Punny
Hormones in the tap water

2018-06-03 03:50
-2
huh
I love how vegans think honesty is going to convert ppl. We know how it's done.

2018-06-02 11:32
+15
this meme is a slab in the face for me
Fools! You're only handing them success!

2018-05-29 05:19
+13
God bless memedroid
Pikathepika makes a strong point whether we like it or not.

2018-05-29 03:45
+7
When the system is ruined
When someone trespasses into another's home, extreme prejudice is the exact perfect proportion. That being said, only shoot what you can identify. Not to mention a handgun would kill them the same amount of dead.

2018-05-28 03:21
+3
Mmmmm
Bi is half gey

2018-05-28 03:04
+1
Ghetto dentists
That's not irony. That's coincidence.

2018-05-23 19:36
+2
Steve smells....!!
Dry mucus membranes are miserable.

2018-05-18 19:09
+18
I’m hungry
That moment when every meme you downvoted in mod passes

2018-05-16 23:22
+3
Busted
Biggest drug bust of the year, every year.

2018-05-13 19:11
+5
Dumbass fly
Go to Antarctica. That's where the edge is

2018-05-11 20:30
+7
My feelings right now a simple - ANGER
Coast through the bitch's knees!

2018-05-10 10:56
+10
Not all heros wear cape....

2018-05-09 01:46
+4
*Badum tish*
Bones are dry..

2018-05-06 02:40
+1
“he didn’t do shit”
Yup, the freedom of speech also covers telling someone to fuck off just as much as that person deciding to not fuck off. Hence your argument about the freedom we so love is pointless.

2018-05-03 09:23
-22
Potato?
The owner's manual says oil is "optional"

2018-05-02 01:14
+71
Dtuxjgzjfdit

2018-04-27 09:34
+26
Hehe
"Far from perfect"

2018-04-05 18:51
-2
Illegal guns too cause drug wars to detroy the communitie...
It's not a gun issue it's a violence issue.

2018-03-31 20:24
+1
Just stop!
^ what I said to the wrong homie

2018-03-28 19:44
+3
Just stop!
Can't say I'm a fan globalism either. I was trying to reply to someone else's comment. My bad bro

2018-03-28 19:42
+5
Just stop!
It's your right to have the opportunity to work and strive to stay out of poverty (American here) but don't think it's your right to make the rest of us pay for it when you fail or get a bad lot in life. This whole living thing wasn't designed to be fair.

2018-03-28 19:28
+14
I love bacon
The issue is that specific essential amino acids are rare in plants. There are a few "super food" plants that contain them however. So you are correct.

2018-03-20 13:59
0
Starting to get 1984 vibes
I've had highschool teachers tell me my rights don't apply when I'm attending school. They're "voluntarily" withheld.

2018-03-17 02:04
+31
Let's arm teachers they said, it'll be fine they said
Most classrooms sit in rows.. one through the other..

2018-03-14 21:38
0
Magic
Chris Ramsey.

2018-03-06 23:13
+4
HES A GIRL DANGIT!!
Basically the equivalent of going against a doping athlete. Am I right?

2018-02-26 19:26
+7
HES A GIRL DANGIT!!
Even the ref knows it's bullshit..

2018-02-26 10:52
+45
What the heck...!!
Down fucking voted

2018-02-21 13:17
+14
Me in a nutshell
If that book was replaced by another brick, the "impact" would be greater..

2018-02-21 13:16
+95
It will always be a he
Well "she" is a self abusive man, soo...

2018-02-18 13:03
+14
Modern ironies
Gotta hire the people who keep those fuckers running tho

2018-01-29 19:51
+5
Fake News
Lesbians are gay

2018-01-24 04:03
-4

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